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fangirl all the time, cinephile occasionally

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Joined February 2023
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omg the way the first letter of each word spells CHARM. pop craves mind 😩
Clairo looks casually hypnotizing and radiantly magnetic in new photo.
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i hate that the sun goes down at 5 PM now like i'm already ready to be in bed sleeping
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yall mad as hell pulling up pictures of me from 3 years ago but anyway i'm still hot and none of you calling me ugly is gonna change that ❤️
matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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my warning to young women: if a man starts talking like this to you, you're about to go through one of the most bafflingly hurtful situationships of your life
when people express how hard to impress they are and how exclusive access to them is and that i'm one of the rarities that made it in that they gladly open up or give time to as to appreciate me, that's not a compliment to me at all, i don't feel special and i'm VERY scared
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me trying to use twitter after #ThatTweet
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I hate when men try to make conversation in the club. You see me dancing w my friends and you wanna interrupt that to ask me if I come here often. Please get the fuck away from me
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matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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then he called me a wretched bitch and unmatched with me LMAOXNENDMF
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i don't care enough to defend myself , yall are more humorous than me , but he was also someone who uses different measurements in his country SO THATS WHY I WAS ASKING ffs
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wait i think it’s so interesting how this girl is being shit on but men can call women fat bitches on here and get 100k likes and no backlash 😍
matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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first controversy i been involved in....kinda nervous
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is that fucking ben from SNL 💀💀💀 xitter.cf/zombieinmybody/status/…
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caption aside this video is so funny to me like why is hugh doing alla that 😭😭😭😭😭
meu bofe me comeu por uma hora seguida e ainda largou que meu corpo foi feito especialmente pra ele no pé do meu ouvido e gozou depois meu deus como vou esquecer esse homem
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it's november and i'm sweating in my hoodie in nyc we're gonna die
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como a vida é qnd vc ta solteira e nao tem um arrombado mentindo pra vc em uma quarta-feira 7h da manhã
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i feel like you can tell when it's shift change for the train conductors cus why they start WHIPPING this shit oh my god
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if a man finishes after 5 minutes does that even count as a body
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thinking u like a guy bc he’s fun to talk to but then u realize that u are literally the reason why the conversation is fun so u are basically in love with yourself (happened to me at least 7 times)
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from a town called Liberal ofc i'm a lib
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the new butterfly effect everyone will be talking about for generations to come is zohran mamdani winning the mayoral election leading to the new york knicks winning the nba championship leading to a total and complete destruction of MAGA in midterms
It’s really hard to explain, but all this is happening because of Knicks
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AND EVEN THO I DONT LIVE IN KS ANYMORE I COULDNT BE MORE PROUD OF MY HOME STATE
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