Mrs. Flinger

Welcome to your perimenopause, Europe! The rage is real, the willingness to put up with bullshit non existent and the ability to engage in drama falls off the cliff. You’re in good company.

Hegseth must've watched Christmas Vacation last week.

Curious how many people aren’t doing Turkey this Thanksgiving. We aren’t. A few of my close work friends are doing Lasagna. Is this a trend? Or just us? Happy Thanksgiving whatever your main meal is. 🦃 #Thanksgiving

This is the weirdest Mercury retrograde ever.

Repeat after me: parking lots are not roads. Parking lots are not roads. Yall using the isles like you’re in the DeLorean

Holy crap. I got back in the country two days ago and experiencing sticker shock. Are we sick of winning yet? Cottage cheese is 6-7 dollars.

Abroad from the US and waking up every morning like “What fresh hell awaits today!”

A major award you say?

Oh you know just texting my teenage son if I can use a pimple patch of his. Because life is fair like this.

The #goldenbachelorette “Lonely isn’t where you stay. Lonely is what you walk through.” Top ten quotes from a reality show ever.

Aha! I knew @BachelorFantake would catch this. Just watching the recap video and 💯 the bromance is the love story I’m here for.

Can we talk about the guys finding their brotherly love on #TheGoldenBachelorette ? I sob more about their love for each other than anything. Men saying I love you to each other and hugging and supporting each other is society at its best.

I love the older men telling each other how many times they get up at night to pee. Let’s normalize aging. I’m here for it! #TheGoldenBachelorette

I loved singing “three is a magic number” to my kids. We love schoolhouse rock. “I’m just a bill” introduced me to laws. I can’t thank Jason Kravits enough. For everything. youtu.be/CvQhTbCY4xc?si=gOrY…

In reply to the smoke bellowing out of Somerest House this afternoon. 😂💯😂

Keeping that one toenail long for the cocaine.

Wrapping paper physics is magic. Why if I turn a square box in the paper I cut, it suddenly works?!

Was just carded on the eve of my 48th bday. I said “I know I don’t look 21 so thank you.” The mid-20’s girl replied, “policy cards up to late 20’s”. I showed my ID. “Oh! You look almost 30!” If she had a tip jar I would have filled it.

Shook the Hilton here. Few blocks from pier 3. – at San Francisco, CA