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Joined January 2012
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the emperor’s new groove doesn’t get enough credit for being one of the funniest animated films of all time
this entire scene is peak COMEDY 😭
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Niggas who would run from a pitbull talking about fighting a silverback gorilla
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The TikTok ban:
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let’s keep TikTok and ban Crumbl Cookies instead!
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To sleep
Where do y’all go when you’re having a bad day ???
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not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol
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My momma really needed that chicken thawed.
as you get older what do you realize ?
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that’s enough winter let’s wrap it up😭
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Pandemic or not, why do ppl stand so CLOSE behind you while you're waiting in line??
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ngl going out to eat is my favorite thing in the world 😭
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I'm in such an unbothered phase rn. Like I really do not care.
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“Jada Smith reveals-” PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UPP
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To sleep
Where do y’all go when you’re having a bad day?
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Me when I can hear people chewing:
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I cannot hide irritation to save my life 😂
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$100 is basically $10.
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me when i buy something i don't need bc i was having a bad day
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What has simultaneously gotten worse and more expensive?
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Me when I can hear people chewing:
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