@mrmatthouse

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Joined December 2010
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when some dude replies to your egirl first
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in the cuck chair (watching her play baldurs gate)
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spot the difference
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to whoomf it may concern:
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me when green beans lately idkwtfgo
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brogli today
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smells like broke in the chat
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Jordan@JohnBrowns50calOct 1
Pretty sure this is the "weak men create hard times" part of the story.
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just heard a commercial for an “ai assisted grocery store” are you fucking kidding me 🫩
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reading the military rank of pvt as pervert
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high functioning horny
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no no the sex was great i just didn’t expect it to be chinese and lesbian
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gas station in front of my house turned the price board off is that a good sign?
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can I ask you to move slightly to the left no questions asked 😭 @Kevaclysm
carl 🥦@NightlifeMingusSep 7
Say the word and I’ll move Kevin and earth to be there
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dan hentschel
@danghentschelSep 6
“Soon anybody will be able to make anything they want.” Well they already can do that and they don’t.
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to the camera on the automated urinal: so what are we
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just watched an entire @FlyFrontier flight get radicalized by a bag nazi lmao do you give them a kickback for every bag they fail or do they just go mad with power as soon as they put on the hi viz vest?
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pagliacci goes in for his colonoscopy, the doctor making small talk says he should go see pagliacci the clown butt doctor, I am pagliacci!
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the only summer activities I participated in this year was eating a lot of ice cream
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“People wouldn’t create anything without a profit motive.” Literally the entire internet was compiled almost virtually for free by nerds and randos. It didn’t start to suck until corporations turned it into a dystopian hellscape of ads and misinformation.
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need a haircut i feel chopped when im unchopped
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