@mrhammn

a very human person

 Bay Area
Joined March 2009
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opening up a Figma file that has E5E5E5 as the background
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is this jacob coxon guy even real lol
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wish he was like Link and didn't talk
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I don't work out my calves because I'm filipino
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damn I guess I have no soul then 😔
sania
@saniaioAug 22
did you know that if you look in someone's apple notes and you can see every layer of their soul
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I swear if this is marketing for a tech startup I will explode
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dirty martini, hold the martini
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pj #sbween26@cinesitcomAug 15
MAMDANI DO SOMETHING 😭
MCU Film News
@MCUFilmNewsAug 15
First look at a destroyed version of New York in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
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BREAKING: First look at Christopher Abbott as Professor X in X-MEN.
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new X logo just dropped
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malone
@malonehedgesAug 13
i’ve come up with a solution to the marina safeway that is sure to please everyone
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sania
@saniaioAug 13
every time someone asks me to get on a 'quick call' I lose six months off my life
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OH multiple times at OSL: "Lurie is probably here not doing his job"
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we're reaching dangerous levels of "the same set of actors in every movie"
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I guess I really am filipino..... I am developing psoriasis
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please I don't know how many more "relaunch to updates" I have in me
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we should be allowed to beat up the Corgi bus Street Fighter style
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spoke to Mitch McConnell telepathically and he told me "V Max"
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fable 7 coming out tomorrow
Claude
@claudeaiJul 24
Introducing Claude Opus 5. It's a thoughtful and proactive model that comes close to the frontier intelligence of Fable 5 at half the price.
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dom hofmann
@dhofJul 23
everyone is making the same app
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write your self-evals drunk, edit them even drunker
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