Joined December 2011
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Next Stop: Paris 🇫🇷
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me clicking “track order” exactly .238 seconds after ordering it
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just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations
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I be hittin that mf roundabout so hard I be ina passenger seat
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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Do birds care that it's windy or do they just think today's a fast day?
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im never deleting this app
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Here is the "No God, Please No!" scene from The Office Japanese Dub.
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The accuracy is insane😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Yooooo WHAT?!?
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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Mark Andrews
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Friends with benefits and the benefit is that im your friend
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hes so proud
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Get up and get that Sunday dinner started drunk ass bitch
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dc has experienced all four seasons in the last 48 hours
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🤖 Made with AI
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