First sober night since the divorce @AlcoholicsAA are you proud of me?
After sex last night, my wife asked me if I came in her
I looked at her and said “Dallas Cowboys”
she smiled and sighed with relief, she knew that even though it felt incredible at first, I couldn’t finish
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The @Mariners are giving away an Ichiro Replica Statue at Friday’s game 🤩
Repost and reply for your chance to win a statue AUTOGRAPHED by Ichiro himself!
Happy birthday to Bryan Woo!
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Replying to @ThomasBuckets78 @scooperhoops
I rather u hate me. It Makes me better and gets u aroused. Win win.
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Had a dream my hairline was back! Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol #wishfulthinking
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Just spent the evening with Trump @realDonaldTrump at Mara Lago - his STAMINA is Unbelievable for any age.
Read that again betas
Replying to @HeyYoungKings
When a woman catches you looking at her ; That’s a dominance check
It’s a primal stare-down
Most men fail immediately
They look away
They show weakness
They show submission
Women are biologically wired to screen for strength
She doesn’t want a man who hides his desire
She wants a man who owns it.
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
I quit my full time job at Goldman Sachs’s to pursue my dream of video creation, a large portion of my income coming from videos like this. I encourage, no, I beg @KingJames to change his mind here. My family’s wellbeing depends on it
























