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I cook tasty food and make tasty drinks. Broadcast tech. Competitive Video Games. Riichi Mahjong. Retired fightstick modder.

Toronto, Canada
Joined January 2012
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Some things shouldn't be done
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Be sure to honor your ancestors tonight, for it is the 25th anniversary of this legend
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#CafePON Green Suiは今日もPONを見守るのであった
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✨🧙‍♀️𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷 🎃✨
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Update on the situation in Japan - Sega's ALL.NET has been hit by a cyberattack. This the first widescale attack I'm aware of to ever affect arcades but the consequences are such that many JP arcades can't operate at all since most games have this de facto DRM in place.
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The people of Toronto are not alright I just got honked for stopping at a stop sign
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Flying back home to Toronto
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I forgot to post about it on Twitter but I got an autograph from AWACS Dealer's voice actor thanks to @mczub
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Ive been exposed to levels of mahjong I've never thought possible
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After 41 years, Super Mario Bros is only 2 frames (.03 seconds) from the perfect speedrun.
4:54.299 SMB1 ANY% WORLD RECORD ON HALLOWEEN WHILE LARPING AS MARIO! It doesn't even feel real that I actually achieved this, but here we are. Only 2 frames (33 milliseconds) stand between this run and absolute perfection / TAS tie. 4:54.265 next!
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4:54.299 SMB1 ANY% WORLD RECORD ON HALLOWEEN WHILE LARPING AS MARIO! It doesn't even feel real that I actually achieved this, but here we are. Only 2 frames (33 milliseconds) stand between this run and absolute perfection / TAS tie. 4:54.265 next!
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whats the charge? a bbw facesitting? a succulent bbw facesitting??
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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I will always love you, Chinese Hispanic Grocery of Eldridge Street
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柴田さんの国士無双だーーー!!大逆転トップーーー!!! @ABEMA で視聴中 ▷ abema.go.link/9wrcg #Mリーグ
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Gold Ship enjoyed bug catching in the Philippines so much that he sired a filly with a Tagalog name /jk
Filipino representation in Japanese horse racing???? Mahal Kita, a gray filly by Gold Ship out of Philopator (damsire: Jungle Pocket), has made her debut last October 24 (1600m, turf) and got 2nd place (by a nose!). I pray that you'll break your maiden soon, Mahal Kita!!!
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Damn why is my body so weak to caffeine now I don't get it
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My new friends told me it's time for #Ichiangle. #MahjongSoul #Yostar
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