Is this thing still on? xitter.cf/mpt/status/15098103791…
This again? Really? xitter.cf/mpt/status/13775339004…
Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
"To build a breakthrough Twitter 2.0,
we will need to be extremely hardcore."
Nothing beside remains. Round the office
on Market street, open-concept and bare,
The lone and empty desks stretch far away.
Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Everything that @elonmusk has done publicly so far to Twitter seems like exactly what I'd do if I wanted to ensure the entire platform ran straight into the ground, and fast. His actions and words make it really hard to see how this isn't actually his plan.
Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Replying to @ElonMusk_i
@ElonMusk Elon Musk does not have a Twitter account. Please discontinue this account immediately. Your fraud has been reported.
Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Free idea: Setup a site called "Unverified(.)me" which links to ideas for better things you can do with $8/$20 per month than Twitter. Include print papers & magazine subscriptions, artists, and other creators. Also have a section for charities which could do with the cash too.
Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Twitter's impending doom isn't looking good for me. too old to learn to use another social media network, too young to go back to Facebook
What a person. What a life. – at Whitestone, England
Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 bbc.in/3ewsh18
Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Conway's Law in full force at Google, with today's Gmail-on-the-web update.
A new generation of encabulation: the HyperEncabulator. Featuring an open-source digital ghost daemon, which allows transparent OT invisibility due entirely to the manipulation of airborne particulate matter and single-surface reflective devices. Genius. youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lv…
“Umbrella stroller refers to a particular kind of stroller, but pushchair is more of an umbrella term”
My wife plays violin in a local orchestra. Tonight they started Sibelius’s 3rd symphony. In her score, she discovered my handwriting from when I made notes on the same copy of the same part of the same piece when I was in the NZ Secondary Schools Symphony Orchestra in 1994.
Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
So apparently the TSB banking app is failing, and users are being presented with an error message “Not enough good slaves” - which, to non-technical users, is unexpected.
I do feel that the move a few years ago to remove master/slave terminology from computing was the right one.
Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
i can't believe jacinda ardern met with boris johnson and now his cabinet is resigning. is there anything she can't do.
Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Tell me you worked for Canonical without telling me you worked for Canonical
This again? Really? xitter.cf/mpt/status/13775339004… – at Stepneyville, Nelson City
Eventually there will be an end to this. xitter.cf/mpt/status/12452748620…
Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Alexander Nezorov with a hilarious and uncannily accurate prediction of how Russia's war in Ukraine would turn out. youtu.be/OutvYSl_TLc



















