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Meliorist.

@mpt@mastodon.nz
Joined July 2007
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I hope Elon buys Facebook next
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Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
And on the pedestal, these words appear: "To build a breakthrough Twitter 2.0, we will need to be extremely hardcore." Nothing beside remains. Round the office on Market street, open-concept and bare, The lone and empty desks stretch far away.
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Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Everything that @elonmusk has done publicly so far to Twitter seems like exactly what I'd do if I wanted to ensure the entire platform ran straight into the ground, and fast. His actions and words make it really hard to see how this isn't actually his plan.
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Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Replying to @ElonMusk_i
@ElonMusk Elon Musk does not have a Twitter account. Please discontinue this account immediately. Your fraud has been reported.
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Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
USA, go vote today!!!!
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Free idea: Setup a site called "Unverified(.)me" which links to ideas for better things you can do with $8/$20 per month than Twitter. Include print papers & magazine subscriptions, artists, and other creators. Also have a section for charities which could do with the cash too.
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Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Twitter's impending doom isn't looking good for me. too old to learn to use another social media network, too young to go back to Facebook
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New Zealand list of sick burns
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Conway's Law in full force at Google, with today's Gmail-on-the-web update.
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A new generation of encabulation: the HyperEncabulator. Featuring an open-source digital ghost daemon, which allows transparent OT invisibility due entirely to the manipulation of airborne particulate matter and single-surface reflective devices. Genius. youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lv…
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“Umbrella stroller refers to a particular kind of stroller, but pushchair is more of an umbrella term”
My wife plays violin in a local orchestra. Tonight they started Sibelius’s 3rd symphony. In her score, she discovered my handwriting from when I made notes on the same copy of the same part of the same piece when I was in the NZ Secondary Schools Symphony Orchestra in 1994.
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So apparently the TSB banking app is failing, and users are being presented with an error message “Not enough good slaves” - which, to non-technical users, is unexpected. I do feel that the move a few years ago to remove master/slave terminology from computing was the right one.
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Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
i can't believe jacinda ardern met with boris johnson and now his cabinet is resigning. is there anything she can't do.
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Matthew Paul Thomas :: @mpt@mastodon.nz retweeted
Tell me you worked for Canonical without telling me you worked for Canonical
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Alexander Nezorov with a hilarious and uncannily accurate prediction of how Russia's war in Ukraine would turn out. youtu.be/OutvYSl_TLc
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