cori @cori_amato / comedian @manicpixiememequeen on ig / writer / singer-songwriter / astrologer / mental health + fibromyalgia advocate 🌻🖤🦉🔮🦇🌙👻🌹💛🌿

the mermaid cafe
Joined November 2017
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had to ask a friend to turn on subtitles for a film we were watching because i can't hear without them
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STOP PUTTING PLASTIC DECALS ON COTTON T-SHIRTS
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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none of them will ever live up to this again
I know everyone is like “can we get hot actors in romcoms again pls!!” When the real issue is the lack of chemistry BECAUSE they keep hiring actors who are hot and can’t act
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woke up before my alarm feeling rested but decided to try to get back to sleep anyway & then i woke up 45 minutes after my alarm actually went off feeling like this
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on a totally superficial note…whoever is doing paul mccartney’s hair color…incredible. you aren’t getting paid enough
Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days
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how it feels being the friend that doesn’t drive
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I love that period when you find a great album & you don't care about anything except the album. You forget about everything, it’s just you & the album.
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Is it me or is OCTOBER doing 90 mph in a 15 😭😭😭 like hold tf on…
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getting to the age where i’m really getting into the goo goo dolls
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something to think about
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shame is only as real as you allow it to be
I texted a girl I missed, she read and didn't respond, of course I was sad but I wouldn't take it back. Shame is only as real as you'll allow it to be, I don't regret texting her.
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i kind of feel maternal for the geico lizard
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time to play my favorite game of am i trusting my intuition or am i clinically insane
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feeling like him
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If i ever say “right right” its like this
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the kid who accidentally jumped on you in the pool at great wolf lodge
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