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Just found out I’m in Taylor Lorenz’s new book alongside @Shonduras and @mplatco 👀
I can confirm that @Defunctland is reliably notable. I mean I have one if his shirts, come on.
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Incredi-pass, Sorcerer, Pirate, Pixie Dust is my Winter Soldier activation code.
hey [insert any brand who cares about their content), hire her.
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Not only has doing dramatic readings of Harry Potter in front of a live audience always been a bucket list thing for me, but it’s for a good cause! Hop in during these last hours to catch me living my best life (yes I’ll do the voices)
On Jan 22 fearofreturn.org began reading #HarryPotter to raise funds to provide refugees free attorneys. Thousands have shown up on the #ClubHouseApp. We are now at the final chapters! Follow CH@pedrochavez & spread the word that all refugees deserve attorneys! @jk_rowling
not sure if this is my doppelgänger or if dudes in their thirties who wear warby parkers and hats, don’t shave, and have thic thighs popping out of their short shorts all just look the same 🤷♂️
I am devastated. Thank you to everyone who worked on #VentureBros and brought so much joy and laughter. I’ll be mourn binging every episode immediately.
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My best friend Max was diagnosed with late stage brain, lung, pancreatic and testicular cancer this weekend. He is one of the best people I’ve ever met. Please, if you can donate to help cover his medical costs, do. If not, consider sharing. gofundme.com/f/max-bonhage-e…
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