by god Woodrow, it’s been one hell of a party. That/Bitch

swmo
Joined February 2016
I feel like my house would literally explode if I wasn’t here to run this mf and take care of everyone in it. – at Missouri, USA
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Every morning when jason gets up he gives me a kiss then rubs my belly and tells me β€œI love you both” and I’m just saying I really could not have chose a better husband or father for my children. πŸ₯Ή – at Missouri, USA
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Nothing like driving 80 down the highway, eating a breakfast baconator and having Braxton hicks. Good freakin morning. – at Missouri, USA
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I cannot wait to not have a super snoofer anymore. My whole house smells like rotting garbage. – at Missouri, USA
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I give birth in two months, what? πŸ˜… I still don’t even feel pregnant most of the time lmao – at Missouri, USA
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Literally my biggest fear/struggle being pregnant has been getting bigger/losing weight after I have her. It’s so hard. I just want to enjoy my pregnancy without worrying about it. – at Missouri, USA
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I hate owning a business bc I need to raise my prices bc color is fucking $12 a tube but also scared nobody will want to book anymore – at Missouri, USA
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Please don’t tell a pregnant lady how much she’s showing. I already have body image issues. Just don’t comment on it. – at Missouri, USA
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Why do people think every birthday/Christmas present once you’re pregnant/have a baby has to be for your child? Like I want a gift for myself 🀣🀣🀣 – at Missouri, USA
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Cutting my dad off before I had this baby was probably my smartest decision. My child will never have to grow up wondering who he is or why he only calls/texts a few times a year. He will never know her. He will never see pictures and get to claim himself as a β€œgrandparent” – at Missouri, USA
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