I hear the position for “President of the College of Geomatics and Topographic Surveying Engineers of the State of Jalisco” is now suddenly open, for anyone who may be interested.

Seventy-three years ago today, Mr. Belvedere and two other guys ascended to the summit of Mt. Everest.

Memorial Day. A national day of remembrance, when we pay tribute to those who died in the line of duty while serving our country. Except for Sgt. Barnes from “Platoon”. He totally got what he deserved.

I’ve been putting this off for way too long, so today, I’m going to finally start using my Spirit frequent flyer miles.

Congratulations to Ryan Howard from “The Office” on becoming Apple’s new CEO!

Happy 4/20! (Yes, they’re stoned.)

The guard protecting the Strait of Hormuz is back, and he’s taunting everyone a second time.

The Artemis II crew reported seeing Alice Kramden on the lunar surface. Goodnight, everybody!

The Artemis II crew reported seeing a flying “V” as they approached the moon.

Happy Easter to my friends who are celebrating today!

Annual reminder. #PiDay

Guess what day it is? #FridayThe13th

Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!

#InternationalWomensDay2026 youtu.be/drGx7JkFSp4?si=7Pjr…

“…and YOU get an Olaf, and YOU get an Olaf…” #Olympics2026

I was hoping Bad Bunny would do more stuff from his upcoming Bluegrass album. #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2026 #SuperBowlHalfTimeShow

#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX

I thought these guys were going to race each other in the middle of the 4th inning. #Olympics2026 #WinterOlympics

Sums up how excited I am about the Olympics. youtu.be/Q3IQF_A6m4c?si=dMrp…

I’m surprised the 3rd Amendment hasn’t been invoked more often. I mean, come on! Who doesn’t have a bunch of unruly Hessians still squatting in their basement?