@mottsable

take something

 she/her 23
Joined September 2024
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I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic disease with no cure called Deleting Every Tweet 5 Minutes After I Make It
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For my next trick I will rewire my brain to stop over thinking every single thing I do and say
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And You know I’m tuning into Wilson Bethel on Quinn the fuck
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When mom asks where the comforter she got me for Christmas went but I don’t have the heart to tell her I threw up all over it in my sleep
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Ohhh well in that case sure! I’ll send you underwear pics for your drawing references
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vs do not bring no country music on my runway ever again
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When your friend starts telling you details of where they’ve had sex in their house and now you don’t wanna sit on the couch
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If I had a dick there would be an 8 person tent in my pants rn
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Not now babe they’ve got hundreds of beautiful women on the tv I’m busy
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Opening the show with Dance… my waist… where is it…
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No you’re supposed to bite it by accident and then be like oh I’m so sorry
Senerski@Orchestral_HitOct 17
are you supposed to suck on your dentist's fingers when they put them in your mouth
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Clit flower!!!
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More often than not the very first thing I do when I wake up is put my headphones on and listen to music because every song sounds brand new when I’m half asleep and it’s really awesome
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And I mean like I’m not up yet I’m still laying in bed with my eyes closed ok this is important ti the experience
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Goodnight
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Can’t wait to watch Austin Abrams be wet on the big screen tomorrow
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Nothing makes me feel stupider than when I take a drink of water and just spill half of it down my face and shirt like are you a fucking new born with no fine motor skills
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Ray@xlrx___Oct 17
Don’t flirt with me I’ll scroll back to your tweets in 2019
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The closest I’ve ever come to a hit tweet was last year when I posted a photo in my underwear. Fuck all of you I want a hit tweet for being funny
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