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30 ✩ kathryn hahn's lesbian tendencies ✩ #1 afternoon delight (2013) hater ✩ mother hahnthel lover ✩ pfp by @evgar_

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Joined October 2024
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shit head autumn is back
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hay siete maravillas en el mundo y dos son tus tetas
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let them queen out together onscreen again💔
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my boobs are so big because that’s where i store my evil intentions
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historians will say they were very good neighbors
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add*rall kicked in while i was grocery shopping so i rushed home and am writing now. will answer any writing, deeply personal, or general life questions.
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my tummy hurts ): but my brain worms are doing their best to worm rn
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“my heart beats for you” 🖤
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the power this line holds
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18th century church desecration and college football until nascar starts in a couple hours. then meetinghouse desecration and race cars 😌
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OH BOY. off the top of my head (90% of these are wips in a onedrive i can no longer access, don't ask to see them): the hunger games pitch perfect house of lies unbreakable kimmy schmidt she loves me 30 rock parks and rec the office re village mrs. fletcher afternoon delight
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so two fun facts: 1. i wrote a lot of pitch perfect oneshots from ask prompts on tumblr when i was a teenager 2. my best fics (including my current wip) have been requests from my friends 😭 i write better when i don’t have to come up with plots and ideas
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dolly fic? a gift for my friend's bday. divorce lawyers? a friend asked for it after i wrote the dolly fic. my current wip? my best friend dmed me out of nowhere last weekend with A Concept
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there will never be another couple like them
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I'll always be so amazed by how practical agatha all along was, like what do you mean the curse demon was an actual person in a ton of prosthetics, they flooded a whole room with the actors in action, and built a tower with system to make REAL SWORDS drop on the actors
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better job or massive pay raise so i can pay off my car and buy a house, a hot wife, all of the shit wrong with my body disappears
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mouthwash, fish oil (#justhighcholesterolthings), fig bars, a diet d peppy, and this bullshit (i haven’t dyed my hair since easter and she’s looking Bad)
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whenever i say i’m watching afternoon delight it’s just this
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