We are the mischief makers, And we are the drinkers of drinks

Joined July 2012
She talks like she's had a head injury #aplaceinthesun
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The funny thing is, if you google her name the first result is someone taking the piss out of her the last time this was aired #aplaceinthesun
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Is she wearing that frock for a bet? #aplaceinthesun
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Imagine being a professional in a particular field, and have to come on the show with these two cunts dicking around #thismorning
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Dermot, you twat. the 'Baby on board' sign on a car is for the emergency services if the car's involved in an accident #thismorning
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I wonder if they're going to ask Katherine about the Russell Brand trial #thismorning
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I wonder if they're going to ask Katherine about the Russell Brand trial #thismorning
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Katherine Ryan looks like when you see your reflection in a teaspoon #thismorning
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We got a Meater meat thermometer. You feel like a pretentious wanker, but it's basically impossible to cook anything but a perfect cut of meat #thismorning
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Clodagh? Stick a bra on, there's a love #thismorning
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Dementia's a fucker. My grandpa had dementia and would forget he was a double leg amputee. He'd casually get out of bed in the middle of the night to go for a pee, and would fall to the floor bashing himself up #thismorning
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I thought most carving pumpkins weren't edible? #thismorning
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2FA wouldn't have helped at all in that scenario? #thismorning
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Dominic's being a bit weird in this interview, slightly manic #thismorning
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