it's mostima

u think she's hot now, just wait til she draws her gun

would anyone like some stew? would anyone like some stew would anyone l

An open letter to the inventor of bread: hey. thanks

It is remarkable what slices of bread and cheese can do for your spirits (if you are mostima)

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber

*climbs inside a body bag and zips it up over myself* naptime

fiammetta: let’s go me, an intellectual: pitter patter let’s get at ‘er

exusiai: what's gender me: don't worry about it bro lets just keep playing minecraft

lemuel my little pogchamp

exu: hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding, you say? let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision! me: dowcto, wewre loswing hew!!! exu: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow! fiammetta: Please. turn off my fucking life support.

but how can we be sure fia isnt immortal? we've never seen her die before 🤔🤨

SETTING FIRE FIRE TO THE NIGHT

me: hey there beautiful. i’ll take two rum and cokes lemuen: aw you didn’t have to buy me a drink me: *drinking both at once* lemuen: oh my god,

me: Are those birds honking outside? exusiai: Crows exusiai: A huge number of them outside our warehouse!!! me: They are here to take me exusiai: No!!!!!

me, putting honey in my tea: hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce fiammetta: do you take constructive criticism on what you say me: i absolutely fucking do not

being insane in my room being insane in the kitchen being insane in the living room

this is ridiculous. in addition to my two dimension-warping staves i also require a cool sword

exusiai: tomorrow is a day me: allegedly

An open letter to the inventor of bread: hey. thanks

brought a kiss to the gun fight