Not an American footballer, nor an English football ref, nor a rapper, nor a VR game, nor a menswear shop, nor the Catalan police, nor a German fintech startup

Arlington, MA
Joined March 2007
Making this my pinned tweet tbh
Replying to @StigsR6 @moss
Why you @'ing my man Moss for he just living his best life
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RESTAURANTS, STOP PUTTING KALE IN CAESAR SALADS
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People complain about trailers giving too much away these days, but I have seen multiple ads for Megalopolis now and I still could not tell you one single thing about that movie
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what he is doing
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A sharp reminder that Hillary Clinton was ahead in the polls too and look what the result was, so let’s stop promoting the same type of fantasy nonsense regarding Kamala Harris and instead let’s ensure she has the biggest voter turnout in history. Never believe polls, just vote.
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Moss Collum retweeted
President Venn Diagram xkcd.com/2962
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Happy Caesar Salad Day to all those who celebrate!
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Why does every version of this meme feel exactly like a scene from Disco Elysium
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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." "Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."
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Our first amendment jurisprudence is gonna be so fucken weird after this year
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The fact that we say “French horn” but also “cor anglais”
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Moss Collum retweeted
I reposted this earlier but I'm doing it again because this is the clearest demonstration I've EVER seen showing how GPT-4 approximates communication rather than doing any actual reasoning or understanding. The single most important message about AI that I can convey to you.
A question indicative of (very approximately) 130 IQ
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Not loving this information environment where I sometimes hear news about the British royal family
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Moss Collum retweeted
hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine
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This aged well
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Natural phenomena with weirdly good PR: - Cicadas - The moon (don’t miss this month’s ultra-rare Triple Diamond Bloodwolf Star Moon!) - Meteor showers (biggest ____eid shower in years!) - Tropical storms but I get why this one makes sense
cicadas must have a great PR guy because every single year i hear how this is the first year in centuries they’re doing some bullshit
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The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.
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Three hours until Washington Post workers start our 24-hour unfair labor practice strike at midnight Dec. 7. Don’t cross the picket line and don’t read @washingtonpost.
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taylor swift fans have constructed a lore so intricate she sounds like a bloodborne boss. they’ll be like “when she was 12 yrs old she carved the name of her 12th album into the elder tree”. like ok ? which of her attacks are easiest to parry
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Textualism really is amazing. They really took the whole vast problem of legal interpretation and pretended that it could be reduced to a simple matter of parsing English grammar — to be handled by nine people who barely understand English grammar
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I realize I’ve said this before, but I’m listening to Pulsifer v US for the second time this week, and I’m mad
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