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@mortaliitas
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@mortaliitas
Apr 12
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@mortaliitas
Apr 12
⠀ ⁎ ⠀ ݁ ᭝ 𝖍ᴀᴠᴇ 𝖺 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁 , 𝐦͟𝐢͟𝐬͟𝐞͟𝐫͟𝐲 ⠀⠀⠀ 𝗹ᴏʀᴅ how 𝗶’𝘃𝗲 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝙮𝙤𝙪
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@mortaliitas
Oct 22
…….. so I’m NOT going crazy.
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄’𝐒 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐍 …
@SVRVIVALISTIC
Oct 22
ㅤ … sorry, that was me. saw you fall into that mud puddle and it was pretty funny. ㅤ
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@mortaliitas
Oct 21
Someone told me to get lost and I fear I took that too literally It’s been three days. The trees arE LAUGHING AT ME
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@mortaliitas
Oct 19
why is there singles in my area
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@mortaliitas
Oct 19
Are they oKAY
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@mortaliitas
Oct 16
I miss my wife ,,
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@mortaliitas
Oct 16
It’s almost like I can still hear him yelling at me because I let the toads loose again 🧍
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@mortaliitas
Oct 3
Morning :(
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kunk
@gunk4188
Sep 28
Wearing a shirt that says "Please Be Kind To Me" while I have multiple gaping bullet wounds and am covered in blood and a knife is sticking out the back of my head
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@mortaliitas
Sep 27
This early ,,,, ?
Jiji
@STARRYECHOS_
Sep 27
Hm. I see... Then how about a drink?
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lxlia
@lxlyuh
Sep 26
*flirting* hit me with your car
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@mortaliitas
Sep 27
Just woke up Not very thrilled :/
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@mortaliitas
Sep 24
Morning :(
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@mortaliitas
Sep 24
My bad. Carry on then
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@redfourd
Sep 23
Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs
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@mortaliitas
Sep 24
But hotdog,,,,,,
* 𝑯𝑨𝒁𝑬 .ᐟ
@W4STEDSHOTS
Sep 24
ㅤ i start enough fires around here as is … ㅤ
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@mortaliitas
Sep 24
I was trying to make dinner :(
* 𝑯𝑨𝒁𝑬 .ᐟ
@W4STEDSHOTS
Sep 24
ㅤ you exploded weiners in there !!! ㅤ
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@mortaliitas
Sep 24
Wife hates me because I ruined the microwave oven again :(
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@mortaliitas
Sep 24
Hotdog
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@mortaliitas
Sep 23
🧍
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@mortaliitas
Sep 22
gOOD MORNING 🗣️🗣️
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