Father, Husband, and doing my best to ensure my kids have the best childhood ever. “Can’t this wait till I’m old, can’t I live while I’m young!” - Phish

Joined January 2010
He was totally aiming for Shakir here and got bailed out. This was luck. Love it, but it was lucky as hell
Joshua freakin Allen 😳😳😳😳 @NFL @BuffaloBills
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Patriots 31?!? 😂😂
There's a new No. 1 heading into Week 4 👀 @Energizer
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Jake Morseon retweeted
Massive sports weekend coming up in Buffalo! Here is your chance to be a part of it!! #LetsGoBuffalo #BillsMafia
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This has to be paid promotion, right? So many tweets calling this a generational song. How? It’s an okay song that I might like more if I hear the studio version, but the praising of this song is over the top.
I don’t know if our stupid TikTok culture will recognize it as such, but this song from Brandon Flowers is at the level of American classics like American Pie, Like a Rolling Stone, Piano Man, etc… Just true Americana poetry expressed as in a remorseful, nostalgic, sweeping anthem. I hope I’m not overstating it, but it reminds me of Johnny Cash’s final years when he released songs like Hurt and When the Man Comes Around. Like Cash, Flowers seems to have reached transcendence.
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Good god this culture is disgusting. I feel bad for the children. They don’t stand a chance against the indoctrination
Al-Nablus University in the West Bank sets up an exhibition celebrating the 9 August bombing of a Sbarro restaurant in Israel, in which 16 civilians were killed. The Palestinian Authority makes the effort to build a mock Sbarro storefront and include props of mutilated body parts, to trumpet the perceived success of Palestinian resistance against Israel. Visitors are required to walk over Israeli and American flags to enter and leave the exhibition.
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2 great seats to Sunday’s game and a signed Nickel City jersey from QB1️⃣ up for grabs! #BillsMafia
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LMAO 🤣
Hasan is asked a single follow up question and immediately proves himself wrong Hasan: All the way back in 2001, had 66% approval that America in some way, shape or form, was responsible for 9-11... Alex: What poll is this? Hasan: I might have actually presented it more favorable than it actually is... In 2001, 33% of all Americans said that US wrongdoing might have motivated 9-11 attacks Alex: But that's less than 66%
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Joe Brady is younger than me. That’s wild and depressing to think about
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I’m sorry, what?!?!
Robert Iler (AJ Soprano) is now older than Dominic Chianese (Uncle Junior) was in Season 1 of The Sopranos.
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Jake Morseon retweeted
Ready for a special night at Highmark Stadium! Who needs 2 great seats for our home opener on Thursday Night Football?! 🦬
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It’s really sad but I might have to mute “Josh Allen” in my timeline. I can’t take stupidity like this anymore
You swap QBs-Bills win 48-3. The only reason Bills won was because Houston defense/OLine failed to execute. The guaranteed interception by Allen before the Palmer TD being dropped was IMO the turning point. Stroud is just 24 - Josh Allen has never played at Stroud’s level.
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What does this mean? lol
If Democrats flip the House and Senate everyone will get a $10,000 dividend, and a pony, and free ice cream for life. (Folks can also choose free yogurt for life, because we’re Democrats after all).
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Jake Morseon retweeted
BREAKING NEWS🚨: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet 😱😱
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This guy might be just as insane as Lindsay. He must know a pardon means nothing in MA, right?
EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Clancy’s defense attorney, Kevin Reddington, discusses what comes next for Clancy and calls on President Trump to grant her a pardon.
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What a great promotion! Can’t wait for Sunday #A11In
Others fine, we pay. Every bleep builds the pot! And **** it, one fan will win it all. Hell yeah! Enter at NASCAR.com/SwearJar.
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Replying to @SpannersReady
@SpannersReady this is somehow going to be the most boring GP of the season isn’t it?
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Ok, I was definitely wrong! That Tsunoda move on Gasly was worth it just for that.
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What is not to like about Sophie? She’s the best!
Only Sophie Cunningham could go from playing a Fever game to randomly showing up at a bar and singing “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue” with the fans. 🥰🇺🇸 She’s truly the freaking best. ❤️❤️
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Who wants a VIP experience on Saturday?! 2 tickets and pre-game field access. Come see @HighmarkStadm for yourself!! #GoBills #BillsMafia
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So funny that he turned comments off for this one. Proof that there is nothing wrong with this article he just doesn’t like it, and doesn’t want to have people blow up his lie in the comments.
The New York Post is trash, part 776
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