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Morro 💩 retweeted
ALBANESE REFUSES TO APOLOGISE OR EXPLAIN WHY HIS OFFICE COMMISSIONED A DIRT FILE ON HELEN HAINES.
After Helen Haines was attacked outside her office, Anthony Albanese spent days lecturing Australia about “turning the temperature down” and calling for more respectful politics.
He even described her as “much admired” and full of “integrity.”
What he won’t do is explain, or apologise for, the secret dirt file his own office circulated questioning that same integrity.
The document, edited by his Deputy Director of Communications Joshua Lloyd, cast doubt on whether Haines had received wine or gifts in exchange for donations and questioned her funding requests for her electorate.
It was sent out before the attack.
When News24 put the dirt file to him, Albanese did not deny his office created it. He refused to say whether he authorised it.
He refused to explain it. He refused to apologise.
Instead he pivoted to empty praise and deflected to the Coalition.
This is the Prime Minister who has positioned himself as the adult in the room on political tone, while his office was running the exact opposite play.
No accountability. No explanation. No apology.
Just more of the same from Albanese.
Morro 💩 retweeted
Slimy @AlboMP refused to answer the question put to him on @News24Aust about the dirt file on Helen Haines sent from his office to media. He tried to smear her because she raised questions about his dodgy grant to his neighbouring golf club. Whatever it takes for @AustralianLabor . He obfuscated & dodged - as he always does when he is asked a difficult question- and sadly, he seems to get away with it. But we all notice.
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Albanese’s position as PM is untenable.
If he had any involvement in the production and distribution of a dirt sheet on Helen Haines (which he has not denied) he cannot continue as Prime Minister of Australia.
A despicable new low in Australian politics.
I sat with Helen Haines on the cross-bench. Although we disagreed on many issues, she was always professional and a thoroughly decent person to work with. The kind and respectful words being said about her by many are 100% correct.
Her criticism of Albanese’s corrupt rorting over the Marrickville Golf Club affair was absolutely correct. She was doing her job, holding the government of the day to account, and standing up for her electorate, who missed out on the largesse of that corruption.
And remember, this wasn’t any ordinary rort — Albanese personally benefited from it, owning a property in the same street — and then he attempted to mislead parliament over it. Many politicians have been forced to resign over much less.
And for that, it’s reported that our despicable Prime Minister decided upon revenge — that Helen Haines needed to be punished — to set an example to other cross-benchers: criticise Albanese, and they’ll come after you with a dirt file.
And think about the timing: Albanese had his minions compile a dirt sheet on Helen Haines and released it in the media at the very same time they were finalising legislation to give the government the power to create false and fictitious “sock puppet” identities to disseminate government propaganda.
The revenge attack — the releasing of a dirt sheet on Helen Haines — demonstrates that the Albanese regime is unfit to have such powers.
And then there’s the sickening rank hypocrisy — Albanese calling for a “lowering of the temperature” and to “turn down the temperature” — this from a government that has vilified anyone who questions their economic policies as a “climate denier,” using the term “denier” to equate them to a Holocaust denier.
And anyone who says importing a million people in two years is too many is vilified as a “racist".
And anyone who opposes Albanese’s socialism is vilified as a “far-right extremist".
What an absolutely disgraceful and disgusting government we are living under.
Morro 💩 retweeted
Watch Albanese refuse to answer questions about his involvement in the creation and distribution of a "dirt sheet" on Helen Haines.
Not only is he an unmitigated liar - he simply can’t be truthfully with the Australian public.
A despicable new low in Australian politics.
I sat with Helen Haines on the cross-bench. Although we disagreed on many issues, she was always professional and a thoroughly decent person to work with. The kind and respectful words being said about her by many are 100% correct.
Her criticism of Albanese’s corrupt rorting over the Marrickville Golf Club affair was absolutely correct. She was doing her job, holding the government of the day to account, and standing up for her electorate, who missed out on the largesse of that corruption.
And remember, this wasn’t any ordinary rort — Albanese personally benefited from it, owning a property in the same street — and then he attempted to mislead parliament over it. Many politicians have been forced to resign over much less.
And for that, it’s reported that our despicable Prime Minister decided upon revenge — that Helen Haines needed to be punished — to set an example to other cross-benchers: criticise Albanese, and they’ll come after you with a dirt file.
And think about the timing: Albanese had his minions compile a dirt sheet on Helen Haines and released it in the media at the very same time they were finalising legislation to give the government the power to create false and fictitious “sock puppet” identities to disseminate government propaganda.
The revenge attack — the releasing of a dirt sheet on Helen Haines — demonstrates that the Albanese regime is unfit to have such powers.
And then there’s the sickening rank hypocrisy — Albanese calling for a “lowering of the temperature” and to “turn down the temperature” — this from a government that has vilified anyone who questions their economic policies as a “climate denier,” using the term “denier” to equate them to a Holocaust denier.
And anyone who says importing a million people in two years is too many is vilified as a “racist".
And anyone who opposes Albanese’s socialism is vilified as a “far-right extremist".
What an absolutely disgraceful and disgusting government we are living under.
Morro 💩 retweeted
The coward didn't have the ticker to admit that he had a dirt sheet on a critically injured lady. All because she dared call out his corruption.
Turn down the heat he says. While using taxpayer funded stafferes to smear and attack your opponents
You utter disgrace.
Morro 💩 retweeted
He used taxpayer funds in an attempt to ruin Helen Haines political career only a few weeks ago and on Monday night he called her ‘A beacon of light’ with ‘the highest integrity’. We all have been let down so badly. My god, no wonder Australia is tanking so hard.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has deflected questions about a reported ‘dirt sheet’ his office compiled on independent MP Helen Haines last month, instead praising her as a “good local member”.
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Morro 💩 retweeted
BREAKING: Here's the metadata for the dirt sheet Albanese shopped around against Australian MP Helen Haines in the weeks leading up to the far-left terror attack on her life.
Metadata says it was written in Word on an Australian Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet (PM&C) system by the account "Lloyd, Joshua".
Joshua Lloyd is Deputy Director of Communications to the Prime Minister of Australia.
Great to know Josh spent 2 hours working on the document. Great use of my taxpayer money you bunch of fucking clowns. Thanks for toning down the temperature and uplifting the civility of our national body politic @AlboMP
Morro 💩 retweeted
Albanese is such a dirty politician. He spent the weeks leading up to the terrorist attack on Helen Haines shopping around a baseless dirt file on her because she had dared to criticise him in Parliament. Then he turns around and tells us all to “lower the temperature.”
Morro 💩 retweeted
BREAKING: Albanese has been plotting against Helen Haines for the last five weeks because she criticised a $6 million grant to Albanese’s Marrickville Golf Club as “pork-barrelling by design”
Since then, Albanese has been on the attack. The day after her comments his staff gave a dirt sheet on Haines to journalists with a list of requests including:
-A list of Haines’ advocacy for projects in Indi of $1.8 billion then raising questions about the value for money and due diligence of those projects
***Asking journalists to check for personal or professional connections, donations, or undeclared benefits that might create conflicts*** framed as potential avenues to examine, not proven allegations…
Specific examples given included:
-Whether Haines had received undeclared wine or food from local businesses, held business interests, received political donations, or had personal associations with businesses that could benefit from tourism funding?
-For an $8 million Benalla Art Gallery redevelopment request, Albanese asked whether Haines had visited, been a member, donated, or had any personal professional connection with employees or the board?
-For a local recreation centre upgrade Albanese asked if Haines had played or trained with local clubs, watched games, or received jerseys/equipment?
-Made reference to her, and her spouse’s receipt of Mount Buller ski lift passes, alongside later requests for resort infrastructure funding
The document supplied no proof of undisclosed wrongdoing but Haines told the Daily Mail she had not seen it previously, and described the approach as “pretty desperate”
See how Albanese and Labor operate? See how the media play their part?
Morro 💩 retweeted
Horrendous effort. Helen Haines has reportedly lost a leg following the horrific attack by a man whose online activity included support for the Houthis and radical anti-Israel rhetoric. Now screenshots appear to show that Greens leader David Shoebridge was following the alleged attacker’s X account. That is an extraordinary connection that demands serious scrutiny. Why was the Greens leader following this individual on social media? How long had he followed him? Was he aware of the extremist material being shared? Did he ever engage with it? And why has he reportedly now unfollowed the account?
🚨#BREAKING: Greens leader David Shoebridge unfollows suspect in Helen Haines attack
Read that again.
The Greens leader was FOLLOWING the alleged TERRORIST at the time of the horrific attack.
Australia needs a Royal Commission into far-left extremism.
Morro 💩 retweeted
🚨#BREAKING: Greens leader David Shoebridge unfollows suspect in Helen Haines attack
Read that again.
The Greens leader was FOLLOWING the alleged TERRORIST at the time of the horrific attack.
Australia needs a Royal Commission into far-left extremism.
Morro 💩 retweeted
Yesterday a far-left Palestine supporter tried to murder an Australian MP.
Australian breakfast TV shows are now putting Australian progressive activist Hannah Ferguson on TV to talk about the need to stop violent rhetoric.
But Hannah celebrated the murder of Charlie Kirk.
Morro 💩 retweeted
AUSSIE TWAT @AnikaWells NEEDS CENSORSHIP TO HIDE HER OWN CORRUPTION!! PROSECUTE THE
BI-AHTCH
So it turns out that @AnikaWells, the lady who wants to censor her political enemies at home and the entire Internet globally, lied about her misuse of public money for personal travel. And it's not even her first time. No wonder these lying crooks are desperate for censorship.
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Anika Wells on 5 December 2019: Complaining that the Morrison Government is restricting her freedom of speech, right to protest and debate in Parliament.
Anika Wells on 15 October 2026: Fuck your free speech.
Morro 💩 retweeted
THIS CRAZY CENSORIAL AUSTRALIAN BI-AHTCH @AnikaWells IS A CRAZY LIAR!!!
Wow, wow, wow. I just left the National Press Club where Minister of Communications @AnikaWells spoke. She repeatedly and brazenly lied about the fake accounts, claiming they were only for enforcement, even though the legislation says in black and white that the eSafety Commissioner can use them in unlimited ways for "educational" and "promotional" purposes.
One big moment came when a Politico reporter got up and said something about how mean people like @PaulineHansonOz were to eSafety Commissioner Julie Inman-Grant. Seriously. A supposed reporter was white-knighting for a government official during the official Q&A. The same reporter had come up to me before Wells' speech and asked if I had criticized Inman-Grant. Who needs government censors when you have Politico?
After he asked his question, Wells showed the most emotion, describing online criticism of Inman-Grant as "abuse." She also talked about her own staff's supposed suffering. I kid you not. The mask dropped, and you could see what really upset her: people — including a sitting Senator — criticizing government officials.
After gaslighting the audience about fake accounts, Wells repeatedly insisted the government wasn't trying to censor content. She said this after filling her speech with examples of content she claimed harmed people. You couldn't make it up.
This legislation is the culmination of decades of progressives equating words with physical violence. Wells cynically compared her legislation to prevent psychological "harm" to various laws that protect people from physical harm, like seat belt laws.
BTW, Wells never said what content it was that she thought caused eating disorders. Pictures of skinny women? Dietary advice? Who knows. Nobody asked.
Another important moment came when Wells explicitly said Australia would be pursuing censorship alongside other nations, including the UK, France, and Spain—all countries where governments risk losing power to populists.
I spoke with Julie Inman-Grant before the speech began and asked about the fake accounts. She insisted they were there just for enforcement, and when I asked why the law allowed them to be used for government propaganda, she said she might write an "enforcement memo," which, of course, would have no impact on the legislation.
After her speech, I went up to Wells and asked if she was seriously saying the legislation didn't allow the government to use fake accounts for government propaganda. She refused to answer. A man who said he was from the National Press Club stepped in front of me and said I could interview her afterward. But that wasn't possible because they rushed her out the back to avoid any difficult questions.
So there you have it. The pettiest people in Australia are seeking to silence citizens and their political opponents in the name of protecting children. These deeply intolerant and cynical people want to control what you can see and say online. And they're doing it with most of the media's support. Australia has reached a new low in its rapid descent into dogmatism, intolerance, and censorship.
Morro 💩 retweeted
Albo confirmed they will not be releasing the manifesto video by Bondi terrorists Sajid and Naveed Akram
In it, they kneel in front of an ISIS flag and explain their motivations for their attack on Bondi.
I am told it completely contradicts the Australian Federal Police Commissioner, who had this to say:
Morro 💩 retweeted
Either Anika Wells is fired today or Albanese goes
Wells is a COMPULSIVE LIAR
She’s constantly submitting FALSE INVOICES and getting caught STEALING MONEY from Australian taxpayers
We all know Labor are dishonest, corrupt liars. But Anika Wells is next level and must be fired NOW
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Morro 💩 retweeted
Sometimes the truth catches up with your lies. Minister for rorts,censorship & embarrassing social media posts, @AnikaWells has seen her party trick backfire & unravel. An FOI revealed there was no record in the diary of her “meeting” with SA Minister @PictonChris who happens to be the hubby of her mate who was having the birthday gig , which led to the taxpayer picking up her $4k tab. Jeez. Will her mate @AlboMP brush it off or sacrifice her, like @JEChalmers given he is feeling the heat over his Govt’s tanking in the polls?