Morris

Cleaning your bottoms with water after a bowel evacuation is the most ethical thing you can do for yourself. That means you should train your mind to trigger bowel evacuation in the morning before taking a bath. Unless you have diarrhoea, just poop once a day.

This is unbelievable.

1 tattoo = 1 gonorrhoea 2 tattoos = 1 gonorrhoea + 1 chlamydia 3 tattoos = 2 gonorrhoea +1 chlamydia 4 tattoos = 2 gonorrhoea + 2 chlamydia 5 tattoos = Syphilis CHANGE or PERISH

He dodged a bullet. God bless him wherever he is.

On 5th September 2010 at KICC, Nairobi, Pastor Chris Ojigbani from Nigeria hosted an event for women called "Your Set Time for Marriage," "Marriage without delay." Women were promised a rainfall of husbands if they attended the event. Over 5,000 women attended. Pastor Chris Ojigbani left at least Ksh 10 million richer. The headlines in the newspapers were even hilarious: "Women flock KICC prayers for free husbands." Sylvia Nekesa was quoted at KICC saying, "I want to get married even tomorrow, and I have been made to believe that if God wants me to get a husband even in an hour, then I will." You can't go wrong with conning women, especially if it is about their desperation to get married. What you need is timing and patience. Con them properly. Disappear for another 10 years, return to a newer breed of women. Con them again. Just keep changing your approach and messaging. As you con them, they keep defending you.

Ebola is a scam. They will use the media to manufacture consent. Reject it.

You don't get in life what you want. You get what you are. Your discipline, your thoughts, your words, your house, your office, your books, your body, and what you produce already say who you are. Therefore, fix what you are, for it becomes what you get in life.