Contract Crusher, Mac-Fan-Addict, Mad-Mac-Retweeter, but most importantly, husband, and father to a beautiful little girl. Instagram & Last.fm: morphorod

Garner, NC
Joined March 2009
Clinton will end up winning the popular vote by 2mil but lost the electoral college by 107K votes in 3 states. Let that sink in for a while.
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Mike the Moose retweeted
Vibe coded my parents' TV this afternoon! It was showing a sponsored ad before you could even get to Netflix. Gave Claude Code the model number, it found the TV on wifi, removed 25 Xiaomi packages and wrote a new launcher. Looks like an Apple TV now lol
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BenQ MA monitors are color-calibrated to match your MacBook – and you can win one [Sponsored] 9to5mac.com/2026/03/28/benq-…
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.@Crunchyroll is really sucking it today. Taking forever to post. Posting episodes without English subtitles. Thank God for alternative websites that have everything. More and more I wonder what I’m paying for and if it’s even worth it anymore.
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The right are saying the quiet part out loud. They don’t want the constitution anymore. Period. It’s insane that the world’s wealthiest man would actually question the authority of the judiciary like this.
A corrupt judge protecting corruption. He needs to be impeached NOW!
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THE JUDICIARY SERVES AS A CHECK ON EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY!!! It’s literally constitutional law 101.
If a judge tried to tell a general how to conduct a military operation, that would be illegal. If a judge tried to command the attorney general in how to use her discretion as a prosecutor, that's also illegal. Judges aren't allowed to control the executive's legitimate power.
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Evidence of this please?
The corrupt politicians “protesting” outside the USAID building are the ones getting money from USAID. That’s why they’re there – they want your stolen tax dollars!
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HEY @PrimeVideo FIX THIS PLEASE!!!!
Replying to @PrimeVideo
@PrimeVideo hey someone forgot to upload the English subs to Ubel Blatt episode 4.
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Mike the Moose retweeted
Replying to @PrimeVideo
@PrimeVideo hey someone forgot to upload the English subs to Ubel Blatt episode 4.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is elected 47th president of the United States, NBC News projects, after a series of decisive wins in battleground states. nbcnews.to/4fBwUkC
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Hey @amazon @awscloud @AmazonHelp where is the latest episode of Tonbo and why has season 1 vanished from the platform?
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Hey @Crunchyroll FIX THE FUCKING SUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replying to @Crunchyroll
@Crunchyroll wheres the English subbed of failure frame?
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Mike the Moose retweeted
Replying to @Crunchyroll
@Crunchyroll wheres the English subbed of failure frame?
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Mike the Moose retweeted
MAGA doesn’t like you retweeting this.
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Let me just park these facts right here. 💙🇺🇸
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Crunchyroll is really slow right now. WiFi is great but Crunchyroll is really slow. I wonder if anyone else is having issues. #Crunchyroll
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Nicely done @elonmusk. Take free speech & destroy it. Show those libs how to destroy the public square the right way. Keep up the bad job 👍🏼
Spam bot owners say it's gotten easier to drive traffic since Elon Musk bought Twitter • Site has less moderation • Gaming top-ranked replies on bigger accounts • Using blue checks for amplification • Made 'a killing' off the 'Netflix and F U C K M E' posts Tons of OnlyFans accounts are ran by agencies who talk simultaneously to dozens of users that think they're talking to real models, not male operators "Every guy has three monitors, three chats at a time" (via @NYMag)
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Preparing my tax documents and saw I paid just shy of $40,000 in daycare in 2023. I have triplets so it makes some sense but it’s insane when you see that big of a number.
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I doubt this is true but if it is…
The Mexican Cartels have agreed to a ceasefire in honor of Akira Toriyama🙏
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.@JamesGunn please tell me this nonsense about a Jurassic League animated movie isn’t true. I can’t believe your studio passed on a Batman Beyond movie and want to make Jurassic League instead?!?! James, please tell me this is all a joke.
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#ElSalvador’s homicide rate is now equal to Luxembourg 🇱🇺
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