Already!?! HBD!

Asked my kids if they knew what this plastic thing was on the wall in the kitchen of my daughter's apartment. Their answer: "It's like for delivering internet to the house, right?" 🤦‍♂️ – at Mount Vernon, VA

"that tastes like your personality" she says. – at Santa Monica, CA

Out for the first time in.... forever. with @nicoleradziwill

A Crime Against Childhood youtu.be/-FBwZtuJtMw This message needs to be boosted far and wide!!!

New Kanji for New English / 新しい英語のために新しい漢字を作ってみた | Dōgen youtu.be/S3Fx2FEhhf8 via @YouTube

@samsung @samsungus Just bought a new Galaxy Note 20 that came with 6 mo free Spotify Premium. Missed the fine print saying only for *new* Spotify accounts. You got me. Nice bait and switch. The reason I don't qualify is somebody gifted me a free month a few years ago. Lame.

In Virginia, it's not too early to request to vote absentee! If you're already registered and have a driver's license, the process only takes a few seconds, and their site worked smoothly from my phone. Don't risk mail delays and request your ballot ASAP! vote.elections.virginia.gov/… – at Harrisonburg, VA

@HomeDepot this is unacceptable! New fridge was supposed to come TODAY. I made arrangements to dispose of my old fridge. What am I supposed to do with all the food sitting in coolers waiting for the new fridge?!? I called 3x. HD and delivery company pass the buck back and forth.