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Romford
Joined March 2009
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WWE PRODUCER TAKES YOU UNDER THE RING DURING A LIVE WWE SHOW YOU WONT BELIEVE WHO HE FOUND UNDER THERE LMFAOOOOOOOO #Smackdown Via Nickdawsr
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the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕 follow @XboxGamePass & RT this post with #XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes for a chance to win these TMNT-inspired controllers! be sure to see @TMNTMovie in theatres 8/2/23 in the US! ages 18+. ends 08/13/23. rules: xbx.lv/3OtVY2x
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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There is honestly only one person that can save us from killing each other and destroying the planet , and we all know that it’s the truth MIRIAM MARGOLYES
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Replying to @ThatKevinSmith
@ThatKevinSmith In the immortal words of Rik Mayall “YOU UTTER BASTARD” I just sobbed my eyes out to Clerks 3 xx
I entered the Guardians of the Galaxy Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/24…
Three thousand seven hundred forty six! Ah ah ah!
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Replying to @MarkHamill
@MarkHamill My girlfriend doesn’t believe that you signed this for me on Endor 4ABY
Replying to @HamtasticVoyage
@MarkHamil My girlfriend doesn’t believe that you signed this for me on Endor 4BBY
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Replying to @ROWNTREES
@ROWNTREES Guys I’m disappointed, I’m laid up with a bad back. I settled down to watch She-Hulk, popped open a bag of Pick & Mix only to discover that there was not a single fruit gum. Could you please advise me on my next course of action ?
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I have no idea where the package is
#tier4 Tier 6 is your pet cat is stamped on for as a warning to everyone not to put the bins out. But it’s o.k.
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Rishi Sunak has just announced a new cat delivery scheme for those that don’t have a cat for any unassociated reason ( Boatloadsa cats shipped straight from China from Matt Hancock’s cat farm)
@RomeshRanga Just listening to your latest podcast with Joe Cornish, it’s great. Have you seen this ? youtu.be/TFzy1l_WoAs
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I completely meant Adam Buxton, forgive me I’m a bit stoned
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RT for a chance to win a Stayhomehub t-shirt 🔥 All collection sales from the Stayhomehub Collection go to Coronavirus relief pornhubapparel.com/collectio…
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I’d honestly just love Ricky B to say hi tbh x
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CHECK 1,2,1,1,1,1, IS THIS THING ON ???
Replying to @Tesco
@Tesco im presently sat in your Hornchurch store on the loo,it is out of toilet roll. Could you please advise me on my next course of action as I would really not like to resort to the one sock problem that may arise
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CHECK 1,2,1,1,1,1, IS THIS THING ON ???
Replying to @eventbrite
@eventbrite guys how do I go about a refund for a cancelled concert?
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Is there a number I can call