@morph266

A frequent Twitter user in Durham.

 UK
Joined April 2009
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oh my gods what an annotation
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#FatBearWeek begins October 4th! Weigh in on who you think will be the champion of bulking up for winter at @KatmaiNPS Bracket reveal tomorrow! nps.gov/FatBearWeek
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I don’t want to alarm you but something terrible happened. My toe got hurt and I screamed and cried so loudly the vet had to come. I had to get wrapped in a towel and then she pinched me with a tweezers and THEN she said I’m totally fine even though I was literally still crying
an orange cat is nobly asleep sitting up because he has been through so much and was so brave

ALT an orange cat is nobly asleep sitting up because he has been through so much and was so brave

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(1/3) My life has been taken over by tears of the kingdom
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Hilary@Hilary_W2 Jun 2023
Pls share tweets that live forever in your head rent free because this is mine
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Why read a self-help book published in 2023 when you could read one that was a best seller for 1,500 years? This is the Consolation of Philosophy, written by a man called Boethius while he was in prison, awaiting execution, in 523 AD. Here are its 8 most powerful ideas:
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I teach college music theory, but I'm also a new dad. I decided to combine my professional and personal identities and make a thread of music for babies where the adult musicians went way, way harder than they had to. (1/12)
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This is Coco. She’s very proud of you for making it through another day. Thought you should know that. 13/10
a little chocolate and tan chihuahua is held aloft by a pale-skinned person's hand. the pup's tiny front feet splay out toward the edges of the photo, and her ears are back, accentuating her round noggin. she's got a cute closed-lip smile just for you, and the tan accents over her eyes brighten her expression even more.

ALT a little chocolate and tan chihuahua is held aloft by a pale-skinned person's hand. the pup's tiny front feet splay out toward the edges of the photo, and her ears are back, accentuating her round noggin. she's got a cute closed-lip smile just for you, and the tan accents over her eyes brighten her expression even more.

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Can I ask for a minute of your time? You may know I did a month of touring Australia in January which I loved! But it was damn expensive, and fronting costs of flights, accommodation, food, rental cars then coming back to my tax return - it’s been a bit brutal on Petrie of late.
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guys being weird little cats
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Cuz@HeIsTheCuz28 Dec 2022
I asked AI to come up with a slogan for Eurovision 2023 and then for every following year and it quickly lost its mind
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Now this one is gonna cause fights
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🎄🌱Pinch punch, first of the festive month! I thought it might be nice to kick December off with a sprout giveaway! FOLLOW and RT to win this glorious little guy. U.K. only! I’ll announce a winner next Monday! Good luck!
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“Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a…”
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I can explain
a very surprised looking cat laying in a box full of some interesting paraphernalia like an anime body pillow

ALT a very surprised looking cat laying in a box full of some interesting paraphernalia like an anime body pillow

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Cerise@cerisera14 Sep 2022
Incase anyone is wondering what the Symphonia port looks like when you brute force it to 60fps without the code to tell it to consider the additional frames: (Video source: youtu.be/4QPBSeIvJt8)
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This will forever be the funniest thing I’ve seen
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