morgan hatlestad

7 months old today but remember when she was a lil nugget ?!?!

creepy old man regular at the coffee shop asked me when bikini day is so I'm having a vvvvvv good day

vacation vibes @mariabirgitte

so glad my double chin finally made its tv debut in an apu commercial

first day of an 8 day week makes me feel 🙃🙃🙃

h8 this with every fiber of my being

gym workers who check you in and say "have a good workout" are basically just asking for you to accidentally respond "you too!"

but then there's this face so it's fine

yesterday there was a hive of bees in my house and today this happened 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

there's a swarm of bees in my house so that's how my day is going.

classic mom text

watching a Nicholas Sparks movie with your stepdad is a lot of "did he kiss her yet?" and "this is beautiful scenery"

"I know you usually like to put spinach in your smoothie but we ran out so I threw some lettuce mix in there" 😂

🆘 he came to sit outside and I'm trapped with the brown smoothie.

my step-dad made me a smoothie- it is 100% disgusting. told him I was going to drink it outside but really looking for a bush to dump it in.

my mom just woke me up from my second nap of the day because she wasn't sure if I was breathing. that's how my day is going.

your 20s means you're adult enough that you pay for everything but it's still okay for your mom to say "frozen yogurt twice in one week??"