@moosilio

I'm your least efficient butler at your service! don't like your new butler? just print a new one!!!! She/her 🐇🐰

Joined July 2019
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Why is my clone dating my butler instead...
🐰Moosilio🏳️‍⚧️@moosilio
Jun 3
I want a girlfriend who likes all the same things as me and thinks like me... Butler! Bring me my cloning machine!!!
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B@BlSBAAS
Oct 7
they were calling me a fatherless whore over a nigga with eel porn on his phone......
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jade 💚@4ng31d0g
Oct 8
you need to be a fully grown adult before you can consent to puberty
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Fruity Pet Owner@FruityPetOwner
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A very mentally ill thought: Going to the same FFS surgeon as your girlfriend and asking the doctor for similar facial features...
dysphoric damsel 🍥
@boymoderology
23h
girls who went to the same surgeon are basically sisters. a lot of surgeons have the same style so they look visually similar
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plazy ☾*✲⋆.@plazynoodles
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i just found out vets treat ear hematomas in dogs and cats by sewing buttons onto them??? 🥺
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (raijo enjoyer era)@officeanomaly
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long-distance ☎️ #ForgottenIsland #raijo
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Progesterone is actually fucking killing me, I need warmth of a girl next to me like so bad
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zigismund 🪷@solasakgae
20h
are you serious
S🎧@wellnessgirlyy
Oct 8
going to the gym is literally 2 hours max of your day???? you can still go to work, study and do your errands. i don’t get this
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BBart @ naproxen sodium 220mg@bakedbananners1
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RIP Sally Face you would have loved taking estrogen and being a trans lesbian
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akio@akioogr
Oct 8
vampire gf who keeps you as a blood bag, keeps you healthy with a balanced diet, but when she wants to get drunk, she forces you to drink wine so she can get the alcohol through your blood
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One day before zero showers till evercold!
FINAL FANTASY XIV News
@FFXIV_NEWS_EN
Oct 8
Maintenance : NA: All Worlds Maintenance (Oct. 12-13) sqex.to/lRovo #FFXIV

All Worlds Maintenance (Oct. 12-13) | FINAL FANTASY XIV, The Lodestone

All Worlds Maintenance (Oct. 12-13)

na.finalfantasyxiv.com
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corycat@corycats4
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i think deadlock is really great but i think it’s missing something… If it had a hyper intelligent, charming, talking gorilla from the moon who had a tesla canon, a bubble shield, and could rage in a primal fashion.. i think we’re getting somewhere
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Ollie 🐌@bluberrycupcait
Oct 7
you tell people youre a lesbian and suddenly theyre like imagine you are trapped in a room with no food and water and an attractive man and the only way to get out is to
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glowing eyes vico CBUS@vialistpilot
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mother nature, father time, and uncle pussy
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meli 🌊 | currently annoying about ffxiv@Iodesterre
23h
ffxiv timeline is so evil cause no, i dont think ARR through dawntrail took place in a year or less, but also. the twins have to be 16 forever. Ok?
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owldamone 🏳️‍🌈@owldaweeb
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Someone get this freaky guy AWAY FROM ME
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AkariVixen 🌸🦊 Fox Vtuber
@AkariVixen
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Muted a puppy girl in my community discord as a joke and she started speaking through emoji reactions and doesn’t want to be unmuted. It genuinely feels like talking to a dog, having to interpret what she means from the emotes. Huge W for pet play enjoyers.
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😂😂😂@ragdollparties
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🚨UPDATE: Dana Terrace states her opinion on which GLITCH character Guinevere would get along with best. “Probably Ragatha, I think they’d crack each other.”
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20th century Edwardian Girl@Anglomoder
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hazel🎃🧹@BluebriarArts
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How it feels to watch your absolutely hilarious comedy gold response on Jackbox lose the vote because someone entered “pregnant mario” again for the 43rd time
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Year of the Ry🌠@swordandflower
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alternatively,
Year of the Ry🌠@swordandflower
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?
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