Carson Moore

Gosh I love this man.

“The difference between Judas and Peter wasn’t that one betrayed Jesus and one didn’t. It wasn’t even the severity of their betrayal. The difference is how they responded to Jesus after their betrayals.” @jdgreear

Are you even a parent if you haven’t uttered the phrases “it’s not too late to sell Santa clause not to come” at some point today?

Over the next couple of days, thousands of people will walk into their local urgent cares feeling ever so slightly sick and demand an antibiotic “so that I can get ahead of this before Christmas.” That’s not how science works. Don’t be one of those people! #ItsProbablyCovid

I kept saying “hey Google!” Trying to get Sully’s attention this morning, in case you were wondering how often I use the @Google home mini every day.

You heard him.

Good luck today @mcspivey1230 ! Start of a great season. 💪

Amy and I are officially out of credit card debt, and it’s almost like I can feel @DaveRamsey giving me a high five.

I am all for saving lives but @RedCross borders on harassment with their calls requesting blood donations.

Is anybody still out there on this thing?

Nobody in the world thinks they are more powerful than a cop directing morning traffic.

I just keep reminding myself how good I will look in that white coat #paschool

Fun fact: the letters in my name also spell acorns 🤷‍♂️

As a general supporter of @senshanemartin, I am incredibly disappointed that he chose to add language to H. 4434 that prevented the bill from being passed. Dyslexia is a real problem and these kids deserve help not politics. #embarrassing

Or swimming, or baseball, or soccer, or any other sport.

Me: I'm going to eat better Also me: Sprints downstairs to the kitchen when I remember there is 4 day old Brusters in the freezer.

I just want to meet the person at @Snapchat that thought this update was a good idea.

Music minister just referred to @JonAcuff as a satirical columnist and blogger. I told him he forgot NY Times best selling author and speaker haha.

Alexa, change my kiddo's diaper.