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Fillet of Soul
Joined May 2020
To people who say that Roger Moore wasn't tough enough as Bond: Just watch him beat the crap out of these muppets!
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Big Bond News! Feel like it's something to celebrate. 馃嵕
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Just spent multiple days completing my 007 jigsaw. I clearly have all the time in the world...
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Cheers to all the Bond fans who don't dilute the quality of their tweets by sharing Star Wars content.
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Does everyone else think they're in Raiders of the Lost Ark when visiting IKEA? No? Just me then...
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Starts humming John Barry's Cable Car Fight. Getting weird looks already...
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Just popped in to share a random Whisper appreciation post. Peace out, Bond peeps.
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Enjoying a leisurely evening in my dressing gown.
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Adding a sparkle to my day by watching You Only Live Twice. 馃
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Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. (1/78)
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Enjoy your Bank Holiday Monday, folks. As a young kid in the early 1990s, watching Bond on ITV over Easter was where my whole love affair began. Time for me to watch my favourite film of all time.
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Posting the obligatory Octopussy-Egg shot as it's Easter Sunday.
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Wasn't allowed on the roof, so this will have to do. #moore007pleasedoesSF
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No Tatiana, but a bald Russian guy to film instead... #moore007pleasedoesFRWL
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Looking for a beret-wearing bloke with a 'tache. #FRWL
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First day of my holiday and I'm watching FYEO in my dressing gown eating creme eggs. Do I care if you judge me?
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All done. Sadly, no ejector seat though. 馃ゲ
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We've been expecting you, Mr Bond.
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Just realised that Harrison Ford doesn't have an Oscar. How is this possible?
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Good luck to the original badass at tonight's Oscars.
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