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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
Great Gatsby?? Nah. Where do the great GYATTS be??????
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White House Accord on Super Intelligence
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
He’s alive
My jaw is on the floor. We will be having an emergency LIVE today. Details in a bit. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
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omg is it spongebob
Calvin Klein teases new campaign with unnamed star.
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
President Donald Trump references Hasan Piker's "America deserved 9/11" comment, exactly 7 years after he first said it on August 21, 2019 It is the first time Trump has mentioned Hasan Piker
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint
Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen. “Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.” “The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there.’ And there it was.” “The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. All the dealers from around LA came to see it.” “For an hour we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. We just looked at it and said, ‘It’s real.’” “I did, and I wore it. I was weeping. It was mine. I own it. Do you know how many people have that piece? Maybe nobody.”
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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facesitting was just added to minecraft
Minecraftのクッションに座っている状態で、ベッドを使おうとすると、その場で横になって寝てしまうバグがあるから笑う さらに、内部ではベッド使用中の判定なので、他プレイヤーが重なって座ることができるから面白い...!!
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
We’re done with millennial comedies about smoking weed and eating a lot of fast food bro we smoking crack and gay now
‘HAROLD & KUMAR 4’ will begin filming soon. John Cho and Kal Penn are set to return. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/global…)
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
That nigga really named himself XXXTentacion
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my pussy smell like breakfast burritos
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come over to your “crib”? okay, do you want me to bring you a bottle too? maybe a blankie? baby ass bitch
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she got mad and turned off the fan talkin bout everyone in the house mad
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
There should be a one week waiting period on buying DJ equipment
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
I'm high I made this hand burger helper with no milk this shit taste like cargo pants
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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girlfriend snot bubble sobbing to niche attack on titan yaoi edits on tiktok, i cannot make this shit up
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top 3 funniest things i have ever seen
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
It be a nigga with a warehouse job defending capitalism to the death.
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𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
sniffies for the mind 🧠
i accidentally discovered one of the coolest features on the internet the Wikipedia app has a "nearby" feature that shows wikipedia articles around your location! i opened it and instantly fell into a rabbit hole of random places, local history and weird things around me try it and tell me what shows up near you
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