𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint
Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen.
“Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.”
“The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there.’ And there it was.”
“The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. All the dealers from around LA came to see it.”
“For an hour we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. We just looked at it and said, ‘It’s real.’”
“I did, and I wore it. I was weeping. It was mine. I own it. Do you know how many people have that piece? Maybe nobody.”
𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster
We’re done with millennial comedies about smoking weed and eating a lot of fast food bro we smoking crack and gay now
‘HAROLD & KUMAR 4’ will begin filming soon.
John Cho and Kal Penn are set to return.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/global…)
come over to your “crib”? okay, do you want me to bring you a bottle too? maybe a blankie? baby ass bitch
𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
I'm high I made this hand burger helper with no milk this shit taste like cargo pants
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post copies text from a 2022 tweet by another user. x.com/Hys3x/status/1…
girlfriend snot bubble sobbing to niche attack on titan yaoi edits on tiktok, i cannot make this shit up
𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏 retweeted
sniffies for the mind 🧠
i accidentally discovered one of the coolest features on the internet
the Wikipedia app has a "nearby" feature that shows wikipedia articles around your location!
i opened it and instantly fell into a rabbit hole of random places, local history and weird things around me
try it and tell me what shows up near you























