Me asking children โhow was school?โ like that wasnโt single-handedly the worst question someone could ask me growing up
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theres times where bugs bunny should just remove himself from the situation idk why he must antagonize
people who take Ozempic and then post about how hard they worked for their body will always be hilarious to me ๐คฃ
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nothing like being overstimulated and someone in front of you is watching WhatsApp videos with the loudest volume
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to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire
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naming my kids after types of bread so when yall meet brioche, rye, naan and the twins ciabatta + focaccia just nod and smile
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I think thereโs a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.
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socializing is so painful like i donโt want to do that and i donโt want to talk.
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idk who needs to hear this but focus on yourself. not everything is worth fighting for and leaves you fighting to keep your sanity instead. donโt drain yourself worrying about those who could care less about how you feel.














