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Cyrus

@monteralkid

if you aren’t perfect then why bother ? — +18 writer —— FAKE / PARODY account —— ms / mdni

 21+ , hockey verse
Joined October 2026
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if you aren’t perfect , then what’s the point ? 𝙘𝙮𝙧𝙪𝙨 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙣
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I HAVE AN A!
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ᅠ SHARKS BABY GOALIE fanboy and whimsical. ✩ ↳ 𝙀𝙕𝙍𝘼 𝙍𝘼𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙎𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙂𝙀𝙉 ⍣ ᅠ
ᅠ ᅠ 𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔯 🍔 (@bbyburgr) profile pictureᅠ ᅠ 𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔯 🍔@bbyburgrJul 20
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don’t mind him, he is just reorganizing Mav’s spice cabinet.
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welp ☹️
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I GOT A GOAL HOLY SHIT
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“ are you sure cause my dad may or may not be on his way to check up on me “
ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓢𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝓚𝖎𝖉 ✦ (@MRSATURDAYNlGHT) profile pictureᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓢𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝓚𝖎𝖉 ✦@MRSATURDAYNlGHTOct 13
“ nothing honestly. ”
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“ how much do I have to pay you to cover for me? “
ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓢𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝓚𝖎𝖉 ✦ (@MRSATURDAYNlGHT) profile pictureᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓢𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝓚𝖎𝖉 ✦@MRSATURDAYNlGHTOct 13
“ i am. just finished dinner. ”
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“ hey! are you home? “
ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓢𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝓚𝖎𝖉 ✦ (@MRSATURDAYNlGHT) profile pictureᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓢𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝓚𝖎𝖉 ✦@MRSATURDAYNlGHTOct 13
answering, a small hum. “ hey — ! ”
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he is calling @MRSATURDAYNlGHT
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MAV! @MRSATURDAYNlGHT
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⠀ 𝕮ooper 𝕮ampbell.
‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍OVERTHINKING. (@SCRlPTINGS) profile picture‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍OVERTHINKING.@SCRlPTINGS7 Dec 2025
horror should have buried me. it didn't.
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ᵂᵃˡᵏᵉʳ #⁴
Image from 𝖶𝖠𝖫𝖪’𝖤𝖬 𝖣𝖮𝖶𝖭 #₄ (@brighticefuture)
‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍OVERTHINKING. (@SCRlPTINGS) profile picture‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍OVERTHINKING.@SCRlPTINGSFeb 9
i'm not ready to tell you what happened to me.
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