@monorok

Software developer at SUPREMATIC

 Stuttgart, Germany
Joined April 2009
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Berlin news in English@20PercentBerlin1 Jan 2023
At the risk of sounding like my father: If you people don't want fireworks to get banned, this is not how you behave. 15 emergency personnel injured by 💥, one tourist bus in flames, two people lost an eye and 10 operations at Marzahn trauma ward (burn/amp). From @Tagesspiegel
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Bozhidar (Bug) Batsov@bbatsov29 Dec 2022
Another day, another bar in Sofia that doesn't respect the non-smoking rules... At 10 pm everyone started smoking inside "Bar Local" and when we complained to the staff they told us they were doing this to appease their neighbors who didn't like people smoking outside... WTF??!??
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Ivan@gliush16 Nov 2022
Я совершенно не понимаю, о чем тут можно рассуждать. Напала? Напала. Присоединила территорию? Присоединила. Мирных бьют? Бьют. Тут даже спора нет.
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Ivan@gliush16 Nov 2022
Раньше говорили, что это Украина себя бомбит по мирным целям, а мы, мол, бьём точечно, сейчас признаются, что и по энергоструктуре лупят намеренно. Не говоря уже о случайных. (Ссылки нужны?)
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Ivan@gliush16 Nov 2022
Тут меня опять спросили. Отвечаю. Россия развязала агрессивную захватническую войну против соседнего государства. Раньше говорили, что не захватническую, но потом аннексировали территорию (ссылки нужны?)
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Ethan Mollick
@emollick12 Nov 2022
The best way to ensure good code is to have a good organization. This paper from Microsoft looking at 50M lines of code found that organizational factors were far more powerful in explaining the number of bugs than any technical aspect of the project. microsoft.com/en-us/research…
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Mara@m_ou_se3 Nov 2022
🆕🦀 About an hour ago, @rustlang 1.65.0 was released. As is tradition, here's a thread with some of the highlights. 🧵 1/10
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Lambda Island@lambdaisland16 Oct 2022
Did you know that #Clojure was realised today 15 years ago? Happy 15 birthday to our amazing community 🎂 Clojure is a finally a teenager languge 😉
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@[email protected]@bobuk15 Oct 2022
Добрые люди из России стали приходить в комментарии к Радио-Т и писать “внимание! Подкаст содержит русофобию и укрофейки!”. Я не выдержал, вот вам картинка укрофейки, мне она оч нравится, MidJourney постарался!
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Common Fate@CommonFateTech13 Oct 2022
hope this helps 👍
A "database alignment chart". The horizontal axis judges items based on how they're accessed, and the vertical one judges items on what they contain. The items are: Must be queryable with a query language, must contain digital data: PostgresSQL is a database Must be queryable with a query language, must contain information: A library is a database Must be queryable with a query language, can contain anything: Battleship is a database Must be queryable with a language, must contain digital data: Excel is a database Must be queryable with a language, must contain information: A senior engineer is a database Must be queryable with any language, can contain anything: Subway checkout counter is a database Queryable in any way, must contain digital information: Dwarf Fortress is a database Queryable in any way, must contain information: A file cabinet is a database Queryable in any way, can contain anything: A fridge is a database

ALT A "database alignment chart". The horizontal axis judges items based on how they're accessed, and the vertical one judges items on what they contain. The items are: Must be queryable with a query language, must contain digital data: PostgresSQL is a database Must be queryable with a query language, must contain information: A library is a database Must be queryable with a query language, can contain anything: Battleship is a database Must be queryable with a language, must contain digital data: Excel is a database Must be queryable with a language, must contain information: A senior engineer is a database Must be queryable with any language, can contain anything: Subway checkout counter is a database Queryable in any way, must contain digital information: Dwarf Fortress is a database Queryable in any way, must contain information: A file cabinet is a database Queryable in any way, can contain anything: A fridge is a database

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PostgreSQL@PostgreSQL13 Oct 2022
News: PostgreSQL 15 Released! postgresql.org/about/news/po…

PostgreSQL 15 Released!

**October 13, 2022** - The PostgreSQL Global Development Group today announced the release of [PostgreSQL 15](https://www.postgresql.org/docs/15/release-15.html), the latest version of …

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Erick Ramirez@erickramirezau6 Oct 2022
Wait for it... @Cassandra 👁️ at @Apple 🍎 = thousands of clusters + 100s PB of data + 300K nodes + millions of QPS. @cscotta teases the audience @ApacheCon with the size of their environment. 🔥 #ACNA2022 #ApacheCassandra – at New Orleans, LA
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damirca@damirca6 Oct 2022
В школе у дочки теперь есть heizung dienst. Кто последний из учеников уходит из школы ставит батареи на 1. Кто первый приходит — ставит на 2. Einsparung!!111
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European Pirates@EuropeanPirates30 Sep 2022
Replying to @EuropeanPirates @EU_Commission
🙅‍♀️ Help us raise awareness on the EU’s #ChatControl #CSAM scanner proposal and help STOP it! 🙅‍♂️ 👉 You can use these templates: imgflip.com/memegenerator
Meme with Batman slapping Robin.

ALT Meme with Batman slapping Robin.

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@RealPezduza28 Sep 2022
⚡️Букмекеры начали принимать ставки на то, куда Путин пошлет россиян в послании Федеральному собранию
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Георгий Албуров
@alburov26 Sep 2022
Вот ответ на вопрос что будет если игнорировать повестки: НИ-ЧЕ-ГО не будет. Военкоматы не будут бегать за вами если вы окажете хотя бы минимальное сопротивление, им надо быстро собирать людей, а не протоколы с ментами составлять
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Klitschko
@Klitschko23 Sep 2022
Well, why don't we hold our own referendum? A world referendum 🌏🗳. "Do you want Russia to leave the territory of Ukraine 🇺🇦 immediately?
96%YES
4%NO
71,640 votes • Final results
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Dietmar Pichler
@DietmarPichler123 Sep 2022
🗒️🇷🇺 2014 "little green men" in Crimea are not ours❌ 2014 "we are not involved in Donbas & MH17 ❌ 2022 "we will not invade Ukraine"❌ 2022 "it's not a war"❌ 2022 "there will be no occupation"❌ 2022 "We did not commit war crimes"❌ 2022 "there will be no mobilization"❌
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@RealPezduza24 Sep 2022
«Если мобилизованному депутату отрубить голову, он еще некоторое время будет принимать законы». Ученые Сколково сделали удивительное открытие
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@RealPezduza22 Sep 2022
⚡️«Своих не бросаем». Депутаты заявили, что вслед за россиянами тоже вылетят в Дубай и Стамбул
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