an ice devouring sex tornado | sea/tor | #SeaKraken #TridentsUp | priv: @frasfest

she/her • 25 • seattle
Joined October 2021
Furthering the hockey aunt agenda 🩵⚓️
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The #SeaKraken have recalled defenseman Ty Nelson from the Coachella Valley @Firebirds.
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With his goal in the third period, #Kraken forward Matty Beniers has hit 200 career @NHL points!
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Scientists are calling it the worst uniform of all time
Our first-ever pick in our first-ever jersey 🤩🤝
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the council of goalies has decided your fate: KRAKEN WIN!!!! 😁
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We are what lurks in The Deep
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i am VERY enthusiastic about second sleep! ever since i learned about it i stopped trying to tussle w that 8 hour straight bs. i love #secondsleep
WAIT. Wait wait wait. You’re telling me. YOURE TELLING ME!! That people use to have segmented sleep where they went to bed around 9, woke up naturally around 2, enjoyed the fucking quiet and maybe did a small chore and then went back to sleep for a while. AND WE ARE ALL UPSET WE CANT DO ONE BLOCK OF SLEEP!! You know what… that’s it I’m crashing out.
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COMING INTO THE SZN HOT 🔥
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anotha one!
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MATTY B MAKES IT 🖐️!
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meg 🧊 retweeted
Hoa hoa hoa season is here
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Nayled in history. Josh Naylor is the 1st first baseman to have back-to-back seasons with 30+ stolen bases since Hall of Famer George Sisler (1920-22).
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That’s not just any map
Wild fit. Gore’s shirt is literally just Map.
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I’ll admit it: of all the disappointing seasons of the Seattle Mariners, this was certainly the most recent one
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Voice of the #SeaKraken John Forslund tells @KING5Seattle he has signed a multi-year extension to continue as the team's play-by-play announcer. Terrific news for the team and its fanbase. youtube.com/watch?v=cfTI6sju…
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berk and samo having custom jerseys but matty having a raleigh jersey You are a seattle sports fan through and through
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NEVER KILL YOURSELF
seahawks, mariners, and kraken all play today
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Welcome to the #SNL cast Grace Reiter!
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Oh god that’s my lawyer
The cast was breaking so much during dress rehearsal that Lorne Michaels told Will Forte to do less dancing so that the sketch wouldn't completely fall apart. It didn't matter, you can see each actor, one by one, fail to hold it together. That's the power of Will Forte.
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meg 🧊 retweeted
i already decided to be a lifelong macklemore defender over a decade ago simply because he has a song about the mariners but it’s good to know he is actually a very good dude
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JIM HENSON WAS ABLE TO DO THIS IN 1976! WITH A BOX OF FELT!
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
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