@monitorbypass

lucid1337. | Sneakers used to be a thing, now i just look at candlesticks. My tweets/RTs/likes don't mean anything

 living silently in Malaysia
Joined June 2020
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leave a comment if we've done business before , cheers
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You didn’t lie to her, she just didn’t ask enough questions
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women wiII never understand
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i suck at comforting people, they be like “i wanna die” and i say “mood”
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still my favourite couple to this date
lily🪷
@LilyPichu11 Mar 2023
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"just be yourself" bro i don't even know who i am fr
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shy girls be the freakiest
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Twitter would be 10x better if it had a "save video" option
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Nut in a pretty girl NOTHING happens. Nut in a ugly girl BOOM baby raccoons
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I LISTENED TO HER HOE STORIES
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shaving your baIIs is highkey an olympic sport
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launched
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do not expect a "bIess you" after that 3rd sneeze, get yo shit together
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half of yall
RUSS
@russdiemon15 Feb 2023
fine line between delusion and denial…delusion is healthy until it becomes denial
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Please stop announcing you're free for Valentine’s Day. We've seen it, and we don't want you
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boys watching the super bowl for football, MEN watching it for Rihanna
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"why would i lie" is my best lie
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I posted “missing her…” now all 23 of them feeling special
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You can’t finesse somebody who helped you….. you only finesse yaself 😮‍💨
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