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☦️. Nerd. Hobbit.

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Joined February 2011
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Annually, California almond farming uses ~4-7x more water than all data centers in North America combined btw
What are we fucking doing here guys
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This story about a potential $5 billion economic development project being blocked by a functional midwit backed by Chinese money is the perfect metaphor for America's utterly insane society today. Incredible.
The woman who blocked the project told Fox the $5B investment would only benefit the employees of the data center, advocating for the site to be turned into an indoor trampoline park instead. Every local trade union and small business is weeping.
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You simply can’t explain the impact of inflation and immigration to boomers It’s their version of per capita
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Regardless of personal opinions about Russell Brand, on the exact same day he received a prison sentence of ten years and six months, an Afghan national appeared in court for three counts of rape and penetration of a child under 13, but received a two-year suspended sentence. 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡
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As a reminder, neither Easter nor Easter Monday are federal holidays.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US lawmakers introduce bill to make Diwali a federal holiday.
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Dear non-Orthodox Christians, The Nativity Fast begins Nov. 15. You can eat and drink whatever you want in front of us.
Dear non-Muslims, As Ramadan is just 92 days away, Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting. Please avoid drinking in their presence. Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast. Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset. A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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THE AVERAGE MEDIAN VOTER IS RETARDED CATTLE
Just saw two videos on TikTok. The first said, "Thank you Talarico and Gina for bringing down the gas to $3.12." The second "Only in Keisha's Georgia" showing gas at $2.99.
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“Businesses have been flourishing in our state. We’re about to change that.” Amazing that you can sell that to so many people as a positive development.
Musk-run companies like SpaceX and Tesla have flourished in Texas thanks to white-glove treatment from elected officials. But that is about to change, Texas Democrats say. on.wsj.com/48FLwxY
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These people vote.
Replying to @thefempire50
Having a child doesn’t make you a woman babe. 🤦🏻
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
All mothers and pregnant women are biologically female (aka a real woman). merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mot…
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When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldn’t ever have happened.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Houston Police will take you, a legal citizen, to prison if you have a warrant out for a class C misdemeanor, but they won't call ICE to come pick up a criminal if that criminal is an illegal alien who has an ICE warrant out. So they'll enforce law on American citizens, but not illegal alien criminals.
Houston Police Department officers will now only be contacted if an illegal alien is arrested and taken to the Harris County Jail. Chief Noe Diaz confirmed that illegal alien drivers who are pulled over by HPD officers will be allowed to remain on the road.
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"Kill your local rapist" ppl when it's actually time to kill rapists.
Gavin Newsom has spared the lives of all 548 prisoners on California’s death row. It is the largest mass commutation of death sentences in modern U.S. history.
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The really funny thing, in a tragic comedy sort of way, is that due to inflation gas at $5.50 a gallon today is still cheaper than it was almost the entirety of the Obama Administration.
America trooned out because gas prices went up by $1
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No one ever says stuff like this whenever Disney spends half a billion dollars on a Marvel movie.
Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on education or healthcare. Or the arts. Anything.
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Its not an exaggeration to say thousands of Americans will die of fentanyl overdoses because of this.
Texas Gov-Elect Hinojosa likely will pull most or all of Texas state police, Texas National Guard, and intelligence assets from the 1,200-mile Texas-Mexico border if she still believes her past policy positions. Today, Texas provides an important second line of defense backing up Border Patrol. Trump will need to compensate but should be able to hold the line against runners and drug smugglers. But in two years when he’s gone? Also don’t expect Texas cooperation with ICE to make arrests in a state with the second highest illegal alien population in the nation.
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Women's obsession with abortion as a political issue is fascinating. Imagine men had abolishing child support as their number one priority.
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How about we turn that male loneliness epidemic into male holiness epidemic? Hit the prayer rope, nigga.
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That's the fundamental problem. We don't have to imagine it. $500 million would fund Medicare and Medicaid for 2.19 hours.
Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on education or healthcare. Or the arts. Anything.
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At least I can play WoW Forever while my homeland is destroyed.
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Voters agreed with Republicans on every policy issue and then voted Democrat I present to you, the media voter. Isn't democracy great?
Voter ID, caps on property taxes, and lowering income tax rates all winning 60-40 in NC…in an electorate that’s voting 60-40 for the Democrat for Senate
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