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I use twitter for all my weird thoughts that i dont want to say aloud. No one actually follows me right? Ok thats good.

Joined September 2009
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In japan families celebrate Christmas with fried chicken and strawberry cake. I'm in!
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Wtf!! #thenewgirl is totally ripping off the homeless Heidi episode of #highmaintenance @FOXTV
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If you want attention eat a fudgsicle while walking down the street In bushwick
If you don't think Roseanne is a great show you have never seen it @therealroseanne
If your first name is Sue and your last name starts with a P your blog should be called "Sue P of the day" #soupoftheday #pun
........... This is mean and scary
When are the people at #chipotle gonna stop telling us guacamole is extra?
I said be careful his bow tie is really a camera #america
I pretty much only shop at whatever 21
John mulaney is the most entertaining human being on earth
Every movie would do better if "bittersweet symphony" was played during the life changing scene
A wise old man once told me to turn down his hearing aid
Ariel pinks new album is perfect. I would Hang out with him.
Is it just me or is everyone wearing a batman shirt these days?
The crazy thing about being drunk is you feel like you're doing all the important things you needed to do