If you don't think Roseanne is a great show you have never seen it @therealroseanne
If your first name is Sue and your last name starts with a P your blog should be called "Sue P of the day" #soupoftheday #pun
When are the people at #chipotle gonna stop telling us guacamole is extra?
The crazy thing about being drunk is you feel like you're doing all the important things you needed to do




