cheese on toast

West Midlands, England
Joined May 2014
me tuning in the Love island after complaining about how shite it is for the 7th year in a row #LoveIsland xitter.cf/lalosfile/status/16727…
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mol retweeted
when bossman asks me if i want lamb doner or chicken doner.
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Me watching my food in the microwave.
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Lads always reach out to your boys man or anyone, never ever feel like there’s no way out of anything because there always is!
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Leaving my house with only Apple Pay n my crocs
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The hero we need, the hero we deserve, BatDog. #dog #dogs #goldenretriever #puppy
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Good evening
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my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone
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i just want to travel the world & get drunk af w the loml.
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I am not a gorgeous gorgeous girl I am a hungry hungry hippo
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Ayye I been wheezing at this for a hour
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All I think about is travelling and going on holidays
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Imagine if they had parents evening at uni 😭 Mom: how’s my dear son doing ? Lecturer: I’ve never seen this man in my life
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Tb to when I went to a princess party as scooby doo x
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I will feel like this for the rest of my life
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Using Apple Pay 24/7
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For someone who says “No worries’ multiple times a day I actually have a lot of worries
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just recovering financially after summer and now it’s time to buy Christmas presents
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this is the first time I have ever seen messaging about sexual violence be targeted at men instead of women
Most guys don’t look in the mirror & see a problem. But it’s staring us in the face. Sexual violence begins long before you think it does. #DontBeThatGuy
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Happiness is outside of the UK
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