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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_17 Aug 2021

Leaving earth and going to endorphin port

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Sep 28

Woke up and decided I wanna learn to run

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American AF 🇺🇸

@iAnonPatriotSep 24

Wife: “you’re only going for one beer right?” Me:

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Sep 8

How do people even sleep without having a bowl of cereal before bed?

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Sep 5

Why does Coach gotta keep coming out with the baby version of the bags I love? 😫

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Aug 31

Why am I so busy all the time 😫

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Aug 5

I present on stage for work next week and I am more stressed about which walk out song to choose than my actual presentation.

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Aug 5

I think max and I are both lesbians

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Aug 3

Desperately need a friend with a pool. I wanna yap and swim

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Jul 22

🫩

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Jul 11

I let Kate choose my winner of Love Island USA and she hasn’t even seen the show. That’s how deep the friendship is.

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yimika.@yimikaaaaJul 2

i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you

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@oldmediaJun 25

Who remembers this?

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Jun 23

Period pain on top of back pain may be the death of me. Nice knowing yall

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Jun 19

I’m currently watching Love Island USA, love island UK, and 90 Day Fiancé. My days are FULLL

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Jun 19

👀 de-influence me from the Coach Chelsea 30 rn

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Jun 18

I’ll probably try a lobotomy well before I try peptides

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Jun 14

Please stop advertising to me when you don’t have the product in stock Rhode 😩😭

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_May 28

Final few days of my birthday MONTH. Should I get another Coach bag? 👀

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_May 21

Can’t believe I’m gonna have another bad back summer 😔

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Porsche Pimp@modontknow_Apr 2

Can’t believe I decided to teach myself to knit 😂 I’m ADHD af

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