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26| RCB forever💚

Joined March 2017
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So secureeee, he ran off pitch like a loser when he couldn't bear RCB celebrating for extra 30 seconds. So secureee that , still won't retire though he knows he won't ever play a match. So secureee, ran to the pitch like a cry baby threatened umpire.
"Last 2 years we've struggled a lot and RCB has done really really well" Man he's so so secure about others. Proud to be his fan ❤️ @msdhoni
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NW: Baththa (Tamil, 2026)
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Why in most animals its the male that is beautiful or handsome? Like peacock with feathers, lion with hair. But in humans its the oppsite! Devuda anni kastalu maa magavaalaki ena!
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If men poured half the energy they waste on chasing girls into actual inventions, we’d have flying cars by now… But then again, if I hadn’t spent mine trying to entice you, I’d still be stuck on the ground wondering what “worth it” actually feels like. ❤️ #True
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#pun Which days are the strongest? Ans:. Saturday and Sunday. Because the rest are weekdays 🙂.
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#Jailer2 Thalaiva: Need a small help ! Godzilla 🦖: Gawwwwwww
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ORCA 🐋 retweeted
A square has 4 sides. My GF is circle. She has infinite sides to her. Her personality is like “π”, every time I think I figured out her, some random chinese guy adds 1 more digit. #CringeThoughts #Love
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A square has 4 sides. My GF is circle. She has infinite sides to her. Her personality is like “π”, every time I think I figured out her, some random chinese guy adds 1 more digit. #CringeThoughts #Love
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I think LIPLOCK got invented when 2 people with teeth braces got stuck while kissing🔗🔒 #CringeThoughts
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India 10-2 vs fucking Japan. Fucking Japan. #india #dhoni #csk #rcb #kohli
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I thought dhoni all needed was 2 sticks on both sides of crease to win the matches🤷. So he also need players now? What changed #CSK #Dhoni #Thala #Hooda #IPL
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I am a Telugu. I learnt tamil because their songs and movies were really good back then. I learnt it for authentic experience. But now tamil language politics feels like disease infestation. Ironically now Telugu has more pop culture base all over India.
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Dear @naralokesh Sir, Many students from Andhra Pradesh, including myself, chose to pursue higher studies in top US universities under the Videshi Vidya Deevena scholarship, offered by the previous govt. The eligibility criteria ensured it supported families earning <8L/year.
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All that billions of parameters, but #Deepseek can’t answer this simple question about china🤡
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All that billions of parameters, but #Deepseek can’t answer this simple question about china🤡
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Pika pika pikachu piko piko Chu pika pika pikopi Chu Chu Pika !! @ImRo45
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Rohit Sharma, what a Breath 🤩!! To take a power & catch your courage requires superstar … More pause to you … Disrespect 🙌 !! @ImRo45
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