Near Modern Disaster / Mostly cards for people you want to make out with.
Jacksonville, FL
Joined May 2008
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Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!
If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️
#inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace
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Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
This is the straw that will break my back in 2020. Bless RGB for everything she was and stood for. Bless her for holding on as long as she could. I hope the "an election year" argument works for BOTH SIDES.
BREAKING: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who charted a course for women’s rights at the U.S. Supreme Court and became a legal, cultural and feminist icon, has died from complications from cancer. She was 87.
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Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
10 years ago we did this song with Stephen on Comedy Central but it never aired. Tonight we did it again youtu.be/T_qkVPZ8DJI
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
High five to the person at the Justice Dept who named this sting operation. 😘👌
OMG @PhoebeVJudge HOLY MOLY
Just a couple of the *incredibly romantic* cards we have on hand for all your Valentine’s Day (15 days away!) needs. 😘
If you’re local to #DUVAL, do your Valentine shopping with us… instagram.com/p/BtRHmMMHqD9/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL
If you’re into DEAL$, now would probably be a good time to join our mailing list. Definitely by Thursday evening. Just sayin. Link(tree) in profile! #okayalgorithmdoyourthing… instagram.com/p/BtOroQunkss/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL
I’d like to thank our current end-of-times-dumpster-fire administration for making this card a best seller. Think we’ve been going through a full bin of these every few days. Find them in… instagram.com/p/Bsq5ZKXAVrI/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL
Three cheers for monogamy! Today marks 10 years since my first date with Tony - unless you count all those times I went to see his band play in high school... NEW CARD in the shop now.… instagram.com/p/Bsf8TSvAD8w/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL
The holidays are over and everything in @Target just went from red & green to red & pink. (And I'm OK with that.) LOVE cards are *kind of* my jam - and I've added on a few… instagram.com/p/BsORCV1AzPF/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL
Last day in the studio this year. 2018 was kind of a dick - but amidst all the horrible shit that happened this year, I’m making a point to hold onto the good stuff. After all, it’s just… instagram.com/p/Br7sp-PAGkJ/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL
At least only one of these ornaments is misspelled (thanks, Aunt Eileen) - though technically I GUESS I should have an apostrophe in front of that TIS. Alas.
Just listed some of these… instagram.com/p/BradajjgHGY/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL
All set up at congareeandpenn for the Canine Christmas market! Come hang, pet some dogs, look at some goats, drink some cider, and buy yourself and your friends some cute gifts! instagram.com/p/BrV7dqGASnQ/…
Thanks so much to everyone who has come by our pop-up holiday market today! For the rest of you, we’ll be here til 4! We’re at 1018 Alamo Street on the south bank near San Marco / Channel… instagram.com/p/BrI22hmgTZ_/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL
And the award for most popular card at this market goes to... @ The Glass Factory instagram.com/p/Bq5Chi8gJzj/… – at Downtown, FL
Today. Was. Bonkers. It was so great meeting so many of you today at the marketsformakers market! Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow! (My lovely assistant may argue otherwise. He fell… instagram.com/p/Bq3YuxegfYs/… – at Downtown, FL
Finalizing our display for the Jacksonville marketsformakers market this weekend! We’re definitely bringing a bunch of these guys with us - after all, nothing says Florida Winter like a… instagram.com/p/BqyDdWGAbe2/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL
My one true regret about moving south is that there just aren't enough dogs wearing clothing in Florida. Hoping sweater weather comes soon - because we're signed up for the *Canine… instagram.com/p/Bqi724XgVeU/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL
HOLY MOLY. ⠀
Thanks so much to everyone out there who allows me to make a living by doodling funny jokes on greeting cards. I like you so much I'm not even gonna make you use a coupon… instagram.com/p/Bqd16o4Axk7/… – at Downtown Jacksonville, FL