β™‘β€§β‚ŠΛš 𝓨ou 𝘩𝘒𝘷𝘦 𝘡𝘩𝘦 π“…π’ΝŸπ’˜ΝŸπ’†ΝŸπ’“ , now π‘Žπ‘π‘π‘’π‘π‘‘ π‘‘π˜©π‘’ π“‡π’†ΝŸπ’”ΝŸπ’‘ΝŸπ’ΝŸπ’ΝŸπ’”ΝŸπ’ŠΝŸπ’ƒΝŸπ’ŠΝŸπ’ΝŸπ’ŠΝŸπ’•ΝŸπ’š . . . !

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⠐ don't bring around a 𝘀͟𝘭͟𝘰͟𝘢͟π˜₯ to rain on my p a r a d e .ᐟ π™ˆπ˜Όπ™π™” π™…π˜Όπ™‰π™€ π™’π˜Όπ™π™Žπ™Šπ™‰
don't tell me not to 𝘧͟𝘭͟𝘺 , i've simply gotta . if someone takes a 𝘴͟𝘱͟π˜ͺ͟𝘭͟𝘭 , it's me [ & ] not you .
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He absolutely should! And bring her too, even if it's going to result in months of 'can we have a dog, dad?' requests.
Is she for real? Mayday’s going to freak! Swell. Should he drop by?
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πŒπˆπ’π’ π–π€π“π’πŽπ. retweeted
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An ad for animal adoption! He should come and visit her ; they're letting her hold all the puppies.
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Slowly, she guided him toward the sofa and sat him down. She pulled the ultrasound photos from the cushion - being prepared was a must - and handed it to him. "Strong and healthy!"
β€œPlease show me, Red. You know how I don’t do well with anticipation.”
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"Speaking of- . . . I know you couldn't make the appointment today, but : I have something to show you!"
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A treat doesn't always mean candy! But he does have a point. Just one.
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"A little bit, I'm ( trying ) not to overdo it. She'll just grow out of it before we know it!"
β€œCourse you would. You still doin’ any baby shopping for Annie or are we good on that?”
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"We both know that threat's empty, Mr. Parker. I have those delivered when I know you won't be home." She's clearly joking, although he'd find a few from the local thrift.
β€œMary Jane if there are more Chanel bags on our doorstep, I’ll have you sent to Ravencroft.”
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She'll get to work. Making it from scratch blew up in her face the last time, but she's got a good feeling about this one. If he could bring back a treat for the little one, he's off the hook completely.
Course he will. And he’ll rub it in Johnny’s face at the same time. Just give him a few hours, hm? They’ve got much to discuss over pizza and wine later on.
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The one and only! Except all those others in the multi-verse, but . . . life was so much easier when she didn't have to say things like that. She'll put his dinner in the fridge. He'll say hi to the FF for her, won't he?
Has he told her how lucky of a fella he is for having 𝙏𝙃𝙀 Mary Jane Watson as his partner in life? God, he’s lucky. He wouldn’t trade his life for anything in the world (as much as he complains).
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Well, if he's going through the wormhole just to get some scientific kicks with Reed, he has to be honest about it ; no hiding behind emergency stuff! She won't be mad, so long as he tells her the truth, and gives her a heads-up to put his dinner away.
Ideally, yes. There’s always a chance he gets sucked into a wormhole with the Fantastic 4 or is halfway across the world with the Avengers. But he misses his girls. Her, Mayday, and the bun in the oven. He’ll do his best to wrap it all up in time for dinner.
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And Mr. Parker should know better than to believe she'd ever dream of leaving him for anyone! But, she'll make it up to him. Pending a world-ending emergency, he should be home on time?
Ah yes, as are all his fits of rage. He would’ve laughed it off if it were Johnny (not really). But that man-bunned prick? Low blow, Mrs. Parker.
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She's regretting having donated her maternity clothes, but that can only mean one thing : Shopping! Anyone want to come with? She'll buy lunch.
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She'll make it up to him. . . . But, before she does, he has to admit that it's pretty funny.
What a nightmare today has been. MJ left him a note that said she took the kids and is leaving him for some guy with a man-bun named Paul. Naturally, just right before Peter was about to tear the house down, she yells β€œAPRIL FOOL’S!” into his ear. Ha. Haha, even.
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. . . Well, no, but she might weep. A little.
. . . It’s not like she’s planning on making caveman noises while she eats, right? . . . π˜™π˜ͺπ˜ͺπ˜ͺπ˜ͺπ˜ͺπ˜ͺπ˜ͺπ˜ͺπ˜ͺ𝘨𝘩𝘡?
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mielle.xn--6ii/ I've been slacking due to my insomnia making me sluggish af, but that's going to change! I hope!
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πŒπˆπ’π’ π–π€π“π’πŽπ. retweeted
Good morning, true believers!
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