Be a voice, not an echo | Cloud engineer | DevOps | Tennis lover| Curious Mind | MUFC🔴

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined November 2018
Replying to @modeelicious
Vigilante with charisma >>>>> superheroes
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This video is traumatizing me 😭😂💔
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Enya mannnn ..... Even for samples e still de bang
Victor AD got me in the mood🔥🔥🔥
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If you use any of these phrases when conversing with me, I will just know you are of high value. 1. In retrospect/in hindsight 2. Respectively 3. Including but not limited to 4. I implore you 5. Case in point 6 For all intents and purposes 7. The former or the latter
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yoghurt for sxchat keh, you dey go o
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if you swallow everything his babe won’t have anything to suck o
Replying to @Odumodublvck_
You're such good man and very intelligent no let that pain as motherfvcker sp0il your relationship.. he's a loser
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Dey play
+18…..some of my intimacy flex is that, no matter how long you give me head or ride me, I can never c*m.
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This is how to grow. Quote them too
Repost your mutuals, don’t only like
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I’m tired of my landlord depending on my rent money, Get a job bro😒
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It’s absurd to not buy gifts for anyone throughout the whole year and expect gifts when it’s your turn
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This is oddly specific 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your serious babe listening to you tell her you have a 1 week conference in another country but she already has all your messages and hotel getaway booking with Monica. xitter.cf/bobotooq/status/208488…
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I want my friend who has cancer to be healed. She has been through a lot.
Please guys, what do you want right now? A good samaritan might come to your aid.
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Is there anyone here who plays long tennis or squash?
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Replying to @modeelicious
Yes💯If you let them cajole you to stay, anything your eye see, take am like that.
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Do relationship people have sex with one another when one of them is sick?
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Replying to @modeelicious
My guy almost kpai for 2019 because of this thing😂
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So I was having a conversation with a long time friend of mine on IG, we met about 10yrs ago when she was 17yrs, I knew she had a massive crush on me..we talked about it today and I told her she was underage back then and this was her response to me.
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Judging over the past few days I highly suggest buying your odyssey tickets online if you're watching it at filmhouse lekki And getting there 30 mins before it starts The lines are crazy
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How do you feel when you lose an opportunity you’ve been waiting for? How do you even recover , knowing fully well it would cost you another 365 days!
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So last night I went to a Chinese restaurant to have dinner. I often visit there so I am kind of familiar with the servers/waiters. While I was being served, I noticed the waiter serving me was kind of not her usual self. I had to ask her, "Are you ok today?" She replied, Sir I am not!!! a closed mouth is a closed destiny. In my mind, okay she is going to tell me she needs financial assistance. I wouldn't have been surprised because I have an amazing tipping culture whenever I dine outside, And I kid you not; these waiters rush to me whenever they see me enter their restaurant. Then she proceeds to say " Pls sir, if you know anyone in need of a surrogate mother, I am available" My jaws dropped. she said she has been praying to God to find an employer. Absolutely new request territory for me. I said I will be on the lookout. Well over to you X-ng.
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