Replying to @modeelicious
Vigilante with charisma >>>>> superheroes
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If you use any of these phrases when conversing with me, I will just know you are of high value.
1. In retrospect/in hindsight
2. Respectively
3. Including but not limited to
4. I implore you
5. Case in point
6 For all intents and purposes
7. The former or the latter
if you swallow everything his babe won’t have anything to suck o
Replying to @Odumodublvck_
You're such good man and very intelligent no let that pain as motherfvcker sp0il your relationship.. he's a loser
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It’s absurd to not buy gifts for anyone throughout the whole year and expect gifts when it’s your turn
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This is oddly specific 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your serious babe listening to you tell her you have a 1 week conference in another country but she already has all your messages and hotel getaway booking with Monica.
xitter.cf/bobotooq/status/208488…
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Replying to @modeelicious
Yes💯If you let them cajole you to stay, anything your eye see, take am like that.
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So I was having a conversation with a long time friend of mine on IG, we met about 10yrs ago when she was 17yrs, I knew she had a massive crush on me..we talked about it today and I told her she was underage back then and this was her response to me.
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Judging over the past few days I highly suggest buying your odyssey tickets online if you're watching it at filmhouse lekki
And getting there 30 mins before it starts
The lines are crazy
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How do you feel when you lose an opportunity you’ve been waiting for?
How do you even recover , knowing fully well it would cost you another 365 days!
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So last night I went to a Chinese restaurant to have dinner.
I often visit there so I am kind of familiar with the servers/waiters.
While I was being served, I noticed the waiter serving me was kind of not her usual self. I had to ask her, "Are you ok today?"
She replied, Sir I am not!!! a closed mouth is a closed destiny.
In my mind, okay she is going to tell me she needs financial assistance.
I wouldn't have been surprised because I have an amazing tipping culture whenever I dine outside, And I kid you not; these waiters rush to me whenever they see me enter their restaurant.
Then she proceeds to say " Pls sir, if you know anyone in need of a surrogate mother, I am available"
My jaws dropped. she said she has been praying to God to find an employer.
Absolutely new request territory for me. I said I will be on the lookout.
Well over to you X-ng.




















