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Joined April 2026
Things are being posted from official accounts that have never been posted 😭
The U.S. midterm elections 😄
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My favorite genre of internet video is an abuser finding out that the rest of the world isn’t scared of him.
“Passersby on the street gave a sound thrashing to a man beating his wife in the middle of the road.”
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“Passersby on the street gave a sound thrashing to a man beating his wife in the middle of the road.”
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AND DON’T FUCK IT UP
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Tesla Boy ain’t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead
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When I was a kid my dad got jumped because he fucked up a drug deal and they saw me crying like a bitch and gave me 100 bucks for “Chuck E. Cheese’s” “No we were just playing with your dad we cool, you like Chookycheesitz mijo?” Me: yuh-yuh-yeah😭
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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i’m actually very friendly, just start the conversation first .
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Adoro como todo o mundo ainda chama o Twitter de Twitter.
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My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life
i will never dry fast
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Bitch he was 12
The biggest glow up in TV history
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I don't even fuck around and i still find out
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i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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I love instagram
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They had to start hiring white men to do their roofing and that's all it took
You know how bad things gotta be for TEXAS TO FLIP BLUE?
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esposa dele ta com inveja
fiquei em choque ao descobrir que o Neymar é fiel ao mesmo barbeiro há mais de 10 anos.
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever watched someone’s face light up just because they saw you?
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I keep telling yall we haven’t fully explored plantains
Jerk Chicken Stuffed Plantain 🎥 softlivingmethods | IG
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me running from the magician after he said "pick any card" and I picked his credit card
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me running from the magician after he said "pick any card" and I picked his credit card
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