staff software engineer, premed student

Joined June 2023
HEY YOU MORONIC FUCK YOU ARE A DOCTOR IF YOU GRADUATE A MEDICAL SCHOOL
Good job, Abdul. You didn’t call yourself a doctor! You are indeed a graduate of a medical school. But you forgot to tell your audience you are unlicensed and unable to practice medicine. Maybe you’ll get it right next time.
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IF DEMOCRATS WIN THEY WILL SPEND EVERY MINUTE TRYING TO JAIL TRUMP
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Great retort actually. Love AES
Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood? El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t? Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet. El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.
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When he’s proven right will you apologize for gobbling that Elon dick?
Marques Brownlee says Tesla will never deliver the Rocket version of their new Roadster: “There’s no way you or I will be able to buy this car. We might as well ignore this becoming a real product. The base one, the fan car one, I can see that being possible. But at this point, I don’t even think it matters, because Tesla has proven to us that the Roadster is by far their least important product.” I think Marques will be proven wrong, on all fronts. They didn’t spend years developing it to just not make it. While this new Roadster still has plenty of development work to go, the 2017 Roadster was much more of a prototype than this new one IMO. Tesla wants to deliver for all the people that put down deposit money all those years ago, and I think they will.
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Eh maybe I’m too woke but body dysmorphia and extreme fear of aging exist and are assumedly terrible to experience, so we shouldn’t be making fun of either of these women.
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No Face ID and no Action button are selling points for me lol
The iPhone Duo costs $800 more than iPhone 18 Pro, with many compromises: • No Face ID • No Action button • No Telephoto camera • No LiDAR • No ProRAW • No ProRes • No Apple Log • No MagSafe wallet support • eSIM only • Slightly visible crease
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
Yeah this is not a “gotcha” . It’s the exact opposite, you just showed him being a very relatable person and a good teacher.
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What a shock the presumably right-wing Israel supporter doesn’t like (or chooses not to watch) any of the POC led shows, and all but one of the women led shows.
– WandaVision: Really good but flawed – FATWS: Bad – Loki: Amazing – What If: Just got so bad – Hawkeye: Quite fun – Moon Knight: Good show bad adaptation – Ms. Marvel: Really bad – She-Hulk: Horrifically bad – Secret Invasion: An abomination – Echo: Atrocious from everything I saw – Agatha: Looked really bad – DD Born Again: Competing w/Secret Invasion – Ironheart: Horrifically bad – Eyes of Wakanda: Didn't watch – Marvel Zombies: Fun but forgettable – Wonder Man: Didn't watch No we're not retconning the shows as good. They have by and large been a mistake, been terrible, and diluted the brand.
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Ah cool so Hetfield is basically saying “I’m a Zionist and I don’t mind genocide” when he calls Macklemore’s statement “Free Palestine” bullshit. I was going to buy Snake Pit tickets (more than likely secondhand) and a ton of merch at the Sphere for my dad and me, but definitely won’t now. Also gonna stop streaming your shit and pirate it just to spite you even though I’ve got the CDs. Fuck you @Metallica @SphereVegas
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moby dickhead retweeted
Yep here’s the receipts
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The account that proved Nick Sortor’s call was AI was just suspended. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence right? @elonmusk
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Elon Musk is a piece of shit.
Elon Musk is a piece of shit.
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It’s been proven it was an AI-generated call using testing software. Also why the fuck would he go to a facility in Ohio?!
Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
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I need this Victory neck on an Explorer STAT Whatever shaping they did it feels so much better.
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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And you’re a fucking insecure manlet who tiptoes in photos so you don’t look as short as you really are. You also then lie about it despite photographic and video evidence.
This guy really is a terrorist
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"Was Israel just supposed to do nothing after 10/7?" Was Palestine just supposed to do nothing after 1948, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977
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