@mobileck

Sr Data Platform Engineer @StackOverflow, SQL+stuff is my jam. Keyboard poker, nerd shit, food, craft beer, games. posts are my own.

 Saint Paul, MN
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There is still time to get a last minute gift before Christmas. I have a few small items available for immediate shipping. #shophandmade tarynbuilds.com/collections/…
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1000 curses to every UI developer that implements something that moves after you click, making it impossible to chain actions
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ouch, just realized my most upvoted feature request for ADS was closed github.com/microsoft/azureda… (sqlite support) - honestly havent used it in a few years so no big loss, I found pycharm supports sqlite out of the box (and has a free community edition)

[Database Support] SQLite · Issue #4903 · microsoft/azuredatastudio

If you want to see SQLite support in Azure Data Studio, click the thumbs up sign. Note: Please keep comments to this issue focused on discussions of what you would like to see instead of +1 comments.

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a blessing to all server administrators setting their time to UTC
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if you're busy playing dwarf fortress on steam turn off scaling in the settings, while its nice you can see a lot more stuff
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#blogged - A Look Back at the Impact of Speaking Let's revisit 2016 when some #sqlfamily accepted my #sqlnewspeakers challenge! #NewStarNovember #GrowingNewSpeakers sqlbek.wordpress.com/2022/11…

#NewStarNovember – A Look Back at the Impact of Speaking

New Stars of Data has had a tremendous impact on our technical community, helping to grow new speakers. But the task of finding, encouraging, and mentoring new speakers is always ongoing. To that e…

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anyone claiming in the next ten years bitcoin will revolutionize anything is just hoping you want to join them in another scam
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now I can refresh other bad websites
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I dont understand how it is 2022 and phones havent figured out "beep 600 times in a row for text messages" isnt what people want
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Join #TeamHugo and Help Fight Leukemia. - Brent Ozar Unlimited® brentozar.com/archive/2022/1…, see more tweetedtimes.com/topic/Brent…
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I hope there aren't other aspects of what is happening with advertiser credit cards that got everyone so worried that they quit and warned engineers about the FTC consent decree, but I'll just note that protecting credit card numbers from plain text logging is a day 1 priority.📴
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you know you need to put the pipe down when you think "lets implement this nice clean block of C# functions in LATERALs and just do the entire thing in the database"
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I am adding regex to my sql and I dont think anyone is gonna like it, including future me
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just remember after you give your life away for BIGCO this is what you'll get as gratitude - "Each of you have helped make Meta a success, and I’m grateful for it. I’m sure you’ll go on to do great work at other places."
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no database is complete without a daily background process that hides your lies
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ok this is a cursed question but is there anything out there to profile/debug @SnowflakeDB javascript stored procedure performance? the query profile is just BOX() THING and I was hoping not to implement several functions to test
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previous snowflake data loading task: 7 hours current snowflake data loading task: 2 minutes
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TIL the snowflake PATTERN doesn't help at all for filtering stages (in terms of performance) on ADLv2 - using paths works great though
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my team is also hiring again if you're interested hit me up
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someone just used the term "monthly active row" for billing a database syncing tool and I wish I had coffee so I could spit it out
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me, creating the new "row" to sync across platforms
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