*(Sad Fins Fan)*….Lifetime Dolphins fan (The good, the bad, the ugly!). Miami everything. Fellow Floridaman Unite🤝! Hot takes on theme parks/sports/politics.

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We are the Miami Packers
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🚨THIS IS INSANE Feds say a 28-year-old man FAKED BEING A #Dolphins PLAYER and allegedly scammed an organization out of more than $99 MILLION through fraudulent performance schemes. He has since switched cities from Miami to Atlanta, scamming another local franchise.
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We live in the wildest timeline.
"I just got kicked out of a WNBA game for supporting WOMEN! Let that sink in, AMERICA!" Former NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom was escorted out of the Chicago Sky-Indiana Fever game after a heated courtside verbal exchange with Sky guard Natasha Cloud. The exchange comes after Kanter Freedom declared for the WNBA draft following backlash to Sophie Cunningham's viral comments supporting women's sports.
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AOC is single. Eggs frozen. Elon, this is your moment. Fulfill the prophecy. 😂
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Hot take, Freddy was a psyop that was run by an intern that started at one of the 3 letter agencies. All the celebs that helped through their journey are also psyops from the same 3 letter agency.
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The crowd and announcers couldn’t stop making fun of this college basketball player who missed a dunk and then faked an injury 😭
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No way Amazon Prime just put out this statement regarding that game
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🚨🚨PERMANENT CAP-HELL🚨🚨 The Miami #Dolphins are unable to get out of quarterback Tua Tagovailoa's contract for a very long time. Tua’s cap hit for the next three seasons: 2025: $39.1 million 2026: $56.4 million 2027: $53.4 million 2028: $65.8 million Miami is in trouble😳
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Better Vision. Better Calls. Still offering all NFL refs free LASIK. Can’t believe this keeps happening.
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I would do literally anything for Coach Gruden. He’s the fucking best. A leader of men.
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Yikes: The Dolphins RB coach went OFF on RB Ollie Gordon after he was flagged for an AWFUL tripping call. The coach was 100% in the wrong here 🤦‍♂️ Miami is a disaster of a football team.
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Can she buy the Dolphins and properly run that organization please?
Man, I really like Carlie Irsay-Gordon from the little snippets I’ve seen from her. Hopefully when I die my daughters will run my NCAA 26 Dynasty team with this much attention
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YES 100% The Thursday Night Game against the Ravens should be no show night. NOBODY SHOULD GO!!!!! Have an empty stadium on Prime
Dolphins fans please stop going to the Home games. Ross needs to see a half empty stadium. It’s also what he deserves too
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HOLY SHIT MAHN
The trailer for ‘THE AGE OF DISCLOSURE’ has been released. The documentary will reportedly reveal an 80-year global cover-up of non-human intelligent life with testimony from members of government & intelligence communities Releasing November 21 on Prime Video.
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🤣🤣🤣 – at Coral Springs, FL
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I know a lot of people are saying this should have been incomplete. But the rules clearly state that if a receiver establishes himself as a Kansas City Chief, it's a completed catch.
Review analyst said this would’ve stayed as a catch
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Tua running to a mic after 3 INT game to throw his entire team under the bus
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Getting trolled by the panthers and nobody getting fired today is my 13th reason why
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3 steps to Fix the Dolphins 1. Trade everyone you can get as many picks as you can get and blow it up. 2. Fire Everybody, Grier, McDaniel, and the entire front office. 3. Bring back the throwback logo to send a message you are ending this error of Dolphins football.
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