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Joined June 2017
my best friend kicked a rock off my foot as hard as he could then took these pictures to commemorate it while i was elevating my foot to stop the swelling
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we’re receiving reports that a man has fallen into a slug enclosure at the zoo and has promptly been mauled to death over the course of several days
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Not now kitten, daddy is scared. Daddy is afraid. Daddy is slipping. It’s dark. Help. Help me. I’m scared. Help. Help.
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22/23 i wanna run to you
Memories to last a lifetime. 🖤🤍
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genuine question bc i’m not going to google it is that strict asian obama in the first pic
I think Bane is a lot harder to adapt in live action than people think. Take Juggernaut for example, people hated the physical muscle suit, but when they made him a big cgi guy it looked bad too
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i’m constantly one bad cough away from vomiting everywhere but apart from that can’t complain bro wbu
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just never ever ever gonna be on the side of people filming themselves in public, people don’t owe you SHIT just bc you think you’re the main character, sorry
the woman. the shocked faces. the other people on the boat. i cant stop laughing.
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🇾🇪🇸🇦⚡️- Three big booms heard in Riyadh, according to Reuters.
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‘melatonin x tonight’ remixed by arinlnflux on youtube & edit by me
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Only three civilians died in the Falklands war, very ethical conflict. Bravo to both sides. On the other hand, that's 0.17% of the Falklands population, so it's sort of like 150 9/11s. A lot to consider.
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this is easy it’s Whichever One I’m Currently Watching
The best Always Sunny episode but you aren’t allowed to say The Nightman Cometh, Charlie Work, or Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs
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dj dave ninajirachi collab would heal me
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once society as a whole truly accepts that each person’s individual experience of sexuality and gender identity is entirely their own things might start getting better
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second best game ever made after meet and fuck kingdom go argue with the wall
Skyrim really does have unmatched aura.
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might be worth arresting people doing coke in parliament and all
🚨 NEW: The Tories have called for the police to arrest anyone smoking cannabis "If an officer can smell cannabis in the air, I expect them to take action: find out who's smoking it, arrest them and prosecute them"
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Replying to @InglasgowB76092
There is an intrinsic value to the process and intent of an artist in creating art that is distinct from technical proficiency. A machine cannot have intent and an AI "artist" has no process.
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not lost on me that in gen 5 plasma starts off wearing white (reshiram is truth) while lying about their intentions then in bw2 they wear black bc they’re pursuing their real ideals while the good plasmas who’re reformed and honest stay wearing white
Is there an evil team in pokemon that you agree with their ideology ?
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Constantly fluctuating between “where did the time go” to this
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wake up babe the new worst episode of sunny just dropped
The rating for Gilligan's Island: A Conspiracy Theorist's Paradise has dropped to 6.6 on IMDb It is now tied with Lady Boggs as the lowest rated episode of Always Sunny
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wow! era between friends deadass the best my life has ever been
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