Joined July 2022
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Watch A imekua ikigain 3 minutes a day sasa inanishow imefika masaa za kukunywa
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Lakini hana pombe
Huyo msichana unapanga kununulia pombe hii weekend ako na vitu za nyumba nyingi kukushinda, rethink your decision bro.
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I don’t even get mad anymore it’s just funny
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Let dalot drive the team bus into the lake and lets start fresh
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hapo no 2 unajimarkia exam?
Nampea allowance. Namdinya vizuri. Surprise gifts hapa na pale. Lakini bladifunda ya mtu inafungulia mwanaume mwingine miguu ? Hii ni uchungu wangwana. Ni uchungu.
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Teams zimetoka relegation huwa unajua tu.
Na mliambiwa good morning leo ama mko tu?
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Idc who fucked who, when it’s my turn it’s #myturn
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Ouch.
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Kuna mahali wameguza Bensoul and I am afraid I agree😭
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my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin
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Listen to Kenyan music, wear Kenyan brands
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it takes a certain level of audacity to rule a country into shambles and campaign for a second term. to come & do what, end our lives??
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Met some very enthusiastic young men last night who tried to ensure I got into my apartment without my belongings. Appreciate the unexpected cardio session, great form, terrible execution. ⅒ Would not recommend.
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Replying to @Davidkmwenda
Hio ndio kazi yake
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Friday bila pesa ni siku tu
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Replying to @grandtheftnoise
My issue is that you're not my mommy ❤️
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Si jina ya mpishi, hizo vitu za Green
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Lumia was the shit
T'es vieux mais est-ce que t'as connu ça ?
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Na ni mtu hawezimbao, je wewe mwenye unaweza
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